I object to the use of fat cunt.

[parodyluvr75]

Not only is it an unoriginal dull insult...

But according to lit unwritten laws, most women on lit are men, I therefore suggest that 'tiny flaccid cock' should be substituted as an appropriate insult. This despite the fact attested to in pms, that all lit men have hard and ready, eleven inch spears of love.

Except Blob, he's the only man who doesn't claim to have a huge unnatural love muscle.

If Blob reads this, please don't post your rocket to Russia, I've a Mr. Bill phobia.

Lovingly,

Parody

 

[Instant_Star]

Not only is it an unoriginal dull insult...

But according to lit unwritten laws, most women on lit are men, I therefore suggest that 'tiny flaccid cock' should be substituted as an appropriate insult. This despite the fact attested to in pms, that all lit men have hard and ready, eleven inch spears of love.

Except Blob, he's the only man who doesn't claim to have a huge unnatural love muscle.

If Blob reads this, please don't post your rocket to Russia, I've a Mr. Bill phobia.

Lovingly,

Parody

I agree, come on. People here write, right? Insult each other creatively. You all seem to have spectacular vocabularies and a firm grasp of the use of swear words, so why is "fat cunt" the go to insult?

 

[Bert Notorius]

overruled.

 

[blobfish]

I don't claim to have a magnificent ivory pole.

I prove it.

 

[Instant_Star]

I don't claim to have a magnificent ivory pole.

I prove it.

I just facepalmed myself so hard my ears are ringing.

 

[Lorilei]

Not only is it an unoriginal dull insult...

But according to lit unwritten laws, most women on lit are men, I therefore suggest that 'tiny flaccid cock' should be substituted as an appropriate insult. This despite the fact attested to in pms, that all lit men have hard and ready, eleven inch spears of love.

Except Blob, he's the only man who doesn't claim to have a huge unnatural love muscle.

If Blob reads this, please don't post your rocket to Russia, I've a Mr. Bill phobia.

Lovingly,

Parody

It's definitely unoriginal, but on par with someone who peaked in junior high. Which just makes them sad.

 

[blobfish]

I agree, come on. People here write, right? Insult each other creatively. You all seem to have spectacular vocabularies and a firm grasp of the use of swear words, so why is "fat cunt" the go to insult?

You've seen my honeydripper. Isn't it magnificent?

 

[blobfish]

I just facepalmed myself so hard my ears are ringing.

You're not the first woman to palm yourself at the thought of my cream-filled love sponge.

 

[lovetoread]

I don't claim to have a magnificent ivory pole.

I prove it.

Just don't post it!

 

[Instant_Star]

You're not the first woman to palm yourself at the thought of my cream-filled love sponge.

I think you just won a spot in my "Horrible pet names for Genitalia" list. It's not quite "Mighty Man Noodle" bad, but that was still pretty bad.

 

[blobfish]

Just don't post it!

Is this some manner of reverse psychology?

 

[Instant_Star]

Is this some manner of reverse psychology?

I hope not

 

[blobfish]

I think you just won a spot in my "Horrible pet names for Genitalia" list. It's not quite "Mighty Man Noodle" bad, but that was still pretty bad.

Does this list include pictures to go along with the names? A Field Guide to North American Man Meat, as it were?

 

[richard_daily]

It's definitely unoriginal, but on par with someone who peaked in junior high. Which just makes them sad.

They probably look back on those memories as the peak of their lives.

 

[blobfish]

I hope not

But, if this is reverse psychology, then that means you hope so. Hmmmm...

 

[Lorilei]

They probably look back on those memories as the peak of their lives.

Ah, yes, the point at which their emotional and intellectual development stopped. Good times!

 

[Instant_Star]

Does this list include pictures to go along with the names? A Field Guide to North American Man Meat, as it were?

No, but it does include the name of the fanfic or the name of the person who said it.

 

[killallhippies]

It's definitely unoriginal, but on par with someone who peaked in junior high. Which just makes them sad.

you just described at least three quarters of the board.

 

[Instant_Star]

Ah, yes, the point at which their emotional and intellectual development stopped. Good times!

It must have been the lack of oxygen from the swirlies.

 

[blobfish]

No, but it does include the name of the fanfic or the name of the person who said it.

You should start an Audubon book of diddle sticks, complete with high resolution reproductions of said diddle sticks recreating classic scenes from American cinema.

 

[eyer]

"fat cunt" is so unappealing to me...

...I prefer meaty vagina with pronounced labia swathed and dripping in girljuice to sate my loving tongue and yearning lips.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You've seen my honeydripper. Isn't it magnificent?

Yes, I have. You know I think you are a nice man, right?

Just don't post it!

*nods*

 

[Instant_Star]

You should start an Audubon book of diddle sticks, complete with high resolution reproductions of said diddle sticks recreating classic scenes from American cinema.

Diddle Sticks has been recorded already, you're going to have to try harder if you want the top spot.

 

[Lorilei]

you just described at least three quarters of the board.

I know. Poor little fellas.

 

[blobfish]

Yes, I have. You know I think you are a nice man, right?



*nods*

Do not deny what your body is telling you.