I need someone with a big...

[Shagly]

No one seems to understand what I want. I think you're holding it though!!

Checkbook?

Stocks?

Bonds?

Alimony papers?

 

[blobfish]

No one seems to understand what I want. I think you're holding it though!!

You want a Fleshlight with a picture of Aubrey Plaza taped to it?

 

[ImSinister]

You seem like the kind of person that would share!

With the right person.

By which I mean disease free and and alive.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

No one seems to understand what I want. I think you're holding it though!!

http://i.imgur.com/S6Toq.gif
Lol, he can hold it with two fingers!
My boyfriend uses both hands...

 

[Tryharder62]

With the right person.

By which I mean disease free and and alive.

I am definately 100% disease free but sometimes I like to be tied up. I'm still alive though, I just can't move around as much.

 

[Trace_Element]

I wear a size 13 and have a big hank of rope...if those might help...

 

[ImSinister]

I am definately 100% disease free but sometimes I like to be tied up. I'm still alive though, I just can't move around as much.

Giddy up *applies a little slap to the backside*

 

[blobfish]

Get this shit out of here!

 

[blobfish]

http://nbclatino.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/aubrey-plaza-parks.jpg?w=640&h=480&crop=1

To look upon even one hair from her nutbrown lashes is to witness the lowly medium of keratin elevated to an artform.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

I wear a size 13 and have a big hank of rope...if those might help...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgzi7rNFv11qf2qx7o1_500.gif

 

[Shagly]

I am definately 100% disease free but sometimes I like to be tied up. I'm still alive though, I just can't move around as much.

I was a master of knot making in the Boy Scouts.