I need someone with a big...

[Tryharder62]

well I think you can fill in the blank.

 

[blobfish]

...bottle of Preparation H to get rid of a stubborn case of Lifendeath.

 

[Adre]

well I think you can fill in the blank.

Here I am doll. Big fucking checking account

 

[Tryharder62]

Nope that's not it!!!

 

[Tryharder62]

Here I am doll. Big fucking checking account

No but I like you calling me a doll.

 

[Adre]

No but I like you calling me a doll.

Piss off then, some bItch is going to have a good time spending my dough.

 

[Voodoo5150]

Oh, so it's Madlibs night?

I'm gonna go with... a Durian.
I know you didn't think you needed one before, but now you know you do.

 

[Tryharder62]

Piss off then, some bItch is going to have a good time spending my dough.

Lol. I bet she'll want what I want though. You have one?

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I have a big yard. The back part has been prepped for a mobile home, so no problems with a drain, gas, or electrical hookups.

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh, so it's Madlibs night?

I'm gonna go with... a Durian.
I know you didn't think you needed one before, but now you know you do.

Ouch!!! That won't fit.

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Piss off then, some bItch is going to have a good time spending my dough.

I will...

 

[Tryharder62]

I have a big yard. The back part has been prepped for a mobile home, so no problems with a drain, gas, or electrical hookups.

I have a pop-up camper. I have a small outlet though. Do you think your hookup will fit?

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

well I think you can fill in the blank.

Ass? ... A big ass?

 

[Tryharder62]

Ass? ... A big ass?

No my friend, I unfortunately have one of those already.

 

[Voodoo5150]

Ouch!!! That won't fit.

But it's the ultimate bludgeoning fruit! You could then use the fruit to get what you want and then feast on the entrails of your weapon when done with it.

 

[Shagly]

well I think you can fill in the blank.

Open wide.

 

[Tryharder62]

Picture first please!!!

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I have a pop-up camper. I have a small outlet though. Do you think your hookup will fit?

Actually, yes it is.

Right now, I'm living in a duplex rental that's very old. I hated the nasty yard when I moved in, so I uncovered the slab when I was cleaning it it up. Presto! I found the slab and was amazed the stabbing ran directly into the house. Which explains the breakers that don't get used. Someone must have used it years ago. I pulled the caps and checked them. They're still active.

 

[ImSinister]

It's a new year, did you find what you were looking for?

 

[Tryharder62]

No one seems to understand what I want. I think you're holding it though!!

 

[BotanyBoy]

I will...

Whore...

 

[ImSinister]

No one seems to understand what I want. I think you're holding it though!!

That seems selfish of me

 

[MarcelineTheVampireQueen]

Whore...

Only for you baby..
Well if you got the dough..

 

[BotanyBoy]

Only for you baby..
Well if you got the dough..

 

[Tryharder62]

That seems selfish of me

You seem like the kind of person that would share!