I need one of those strap-wench thingies

[LukkyKnight]

I got a new headboard for my bed, because my intuition suggested the notion. I put it on because the headboard I started with wasn't facilitating me getting off.. I guess I have bad chi in the bedroom or something, though, because I still can't seem to strap anybody to the bed. I tried using candy, then wine, I even put up a sign that said "Ladies Night" - I've got a nice bedroom, but I just never find anybody waiting there when I get home.

I want one of those strap-wench thingies. I think that would do it. I'm not skeptical of them - they sound kind of kinky; Hey, I'm a fool for pussies. So if they work well I won't knock it, and I'll go for it. Does anyone have a strap-wench experience they'd like to share?

And if not, does anyone have another idea for me?

 

[clit_licker30]

They work great on showerheads and plumbing you don't want to scratch.

I heard you didn't get lucky at night, only during the day.

 

[LukkyKnight]

They work great on showerheads and plumbing you don't want to scratch.

I heard you didn't get lucky at night, only during the day.

I NEVER want to get my plumbing scratched.

 

[Silverluna]

got a picture of this "strap-wench thingie"

let me know if you need a test dummy to try it out first...

 

[ithaqua]

Tie downs.

Are these the things that you use to secure your bike to the back of your truck?

That could be usefull....

 

[PepperminTrish]

I NEVER want to get my plumbing scratched.

Ok ........ that thought just made me wince!

 

[perks]

two words

bungie cord

 

[Silverluna]

ouch! *hides the bungee cords* do you have any idea how much that would hurt if someone were to snap you with them?!

 

[Calamity Jane]

I've got a nice bedroom, but I just never find anybody waiting there when I get home.

And if not, does anyone have another idea for me?

Send me a map.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Tie downs.

Are these the things that you use to secure your bike to the back of your truck?

That could be usefull....

Those are the tie down things, yes, but I am after a living, breathing wench, not JUST some silly straps.

Now excuse me while I got to mapquest to prepare a URL for pcg.

 

[SexyWench]

Re: Re: Tie downs.

Those are the tie down things, yes, but I am after a living, breathing wench, not JUST some silly straps.

Now excuse me while I got to mapquest to prepare a URL for pcg.

somebody looking for a wench? *grin*

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Tie downs.

Now excuse me while I got to mapquest to prepare a URL for pcg.

yippeee!

 

[ithaqua]

Wench Trap

Construction: To be effective, the wench trap should be constructed of fairly good lumber. The door and its guides are critical points, since gravity must close the door after the trigger is tripped.

The trigger is not complicated, although it may require some fine-tuning to insure a quick release when contact is made.

Location and Operation: Wenches live in areas where good escape cover is available-in cheep bars, disco clubs and brothels. They also prefer piers, boardwalks, and some street corners. In order to catch Wenches the box trap must be placed in or along the runs or trails made by Wenches using these areas.

Opinions vary as to the importance of baits for the box trap. Some prefer baits such as candy, and roses, while others use no bait at all. Baits may attract goldbrickers and charlatans in search of an easy meal.

Care should be taken to place the trigger notch on the edge of the hole nearest the door. This will insure its release when the wench pushes against it upon entering the trap.

Caution: These traps must be used in accordance with all rules and regulations of the Wildlife Code of Arkansas Certain permits and landowner permission must be obtained.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Wench Trap

Originally posted by ithaqua ...

Location and Operation:
Wenches live in areas where good escape cover is available-in cheep bars...

If a cheep bar ain't a chick hangout I don't know what is.

 

[Guest]

 

[Pixie Mischief]

BF calls me wench

 

[someplace]

What is wrong with this picture?

If a cheep bar ain't a chick hangout I don't know what is.

Somehow, cheep bar and LK's wine cellar in the same thought process is like scraping fingernails on a blackboard. It's just... well, WRONG!

 

[Trail48]

I got a new headboard for my bed, because my intuition suggested the notion. I put it on because the headboard I started with wasn't facilitating me getting off.. I guess I have bad chi in the bedroom or something, though, because I still can't seem to strap anybody to the bed. I tried using candy, then wine, I even put up a sign that said "Ladies Night" - I've got a nice bedroom, but I just never find anybody waiting there when I get home.

I want one of those strap-wench thingies. I think that would do it. I'm not skeptical of them - they sound kind of kinky; Hey, I'm a fool for pussies. So if they work well I won't knock it, and I'll go for it. Does anyone have a strap-wench experience they'd like to share?

And if not, does anyone have another idea for me?

cut a small hole in a grapefruit, pop it in the microwave for just a bit, and go have a ball

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: I need one of those strap-wench thingies

cut a small hole in a grapefruit, pop it in the microwave for just a bit, and go have a ball

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