I Need It Now!!!

[Allexus_TN]

I have been out of town all week, away from my hubby. I need sex and I need it now. He claims he's too tired...I guess from all the jerking off he did all week while I was gone. I'm dying here....

 

[chewbacca71]

I have been out of town all week, away from my hubby. I need sex and I need it now. He claims he's too tired...I guess from all the jerking off he did all week while I was gone. I'm dying here....

I wish I was closer to you so that I could help you out. Sorry, no frequent flyer miles here.

Chewey

 

[clit_licker30]

You might want to reread your grandmothers book on yanking yourself off!

I wish I could help you really, and I wish I had mentioned your ass on the ass kissing thread.

Your AV has a great ass

 

[Allexus_TN]

Re: Re: I Need It Now!!!

I wish I was closer to you so that I could help you out. Sorry, no frequent flyer miles here.

Chewey

Damn...well...the night is still fairly young...
anyone else???

 

[amelia]

sorry...

have you tried the "walking around naked" thing..that always seems to work for me when i'm horny and needing sex....

just a suggestion...<why am i always trying to get everyone naked?>

 

[Allexus_TN]

Clit_licker I'm glad you like my AV. And yes, I did try taking care of my problem alone. However, after a week with no cock, it didn't provide all the satisfaction I crave.

And I'm also sitting here naked at my computer. I have paraded around in a shameless display of desperation, and all he will do is watch ESPN. I'm starting to feel hurt.

 

[chewbacca71]

Re: sorry...

have you tried the "walking around naked" thing..that always seems to work for me when i'm horny and needing sex....

just a suggestion...<why am i always trying to get everyone naked?>

Anytime that you want ameliaishornee, just let me know.

Chewey

 

[truegentleman]

Have you checked to see if he is awake?


Naked women usually get my attention, especially if they are in the same room with me.

 

[amelia]

not to make excuses for your husband..b/c i think no man should turn down a woman for sex..but tonight is the final four...

 

[chewbacca71]

Have you checked to see if he is awake?


Naked women usually get my attention, especially if they are in the same room with me.

Hell, if you are parading around naked and getting no response, check to make sure he is still ALIVE

Chewey

 

[Allexus_TN]

Yes he's awake. And normally I would understand the basketball addiction he has. However, I just got back in town tonight. He walked in the door, kissed me on my cheek, and turned on the TV. Nothing has worked. I even tried to blow him...he's way more interested in the TV. Either he got him some from someone else while I was away, or I gained a million pounds while I was gone. I'm just plain mad now.

 

[truegentleman]

I'm sorry, but there is not a game of any type that would keep my attention from a lady trying to blow me.

 

[amelia]

Re: Re: sorry...

Anytime that you want ameliaishornee, just let me know.

Chewey

let's have a naked party...!!!

 

[1hotjob]

Shut the circuit breaker off.
TV will be dead.
Computer will be dead.
Lights will be off.
Good excuse for candles.
You'll be getting "slamdunked" before ya know it!(I hope)

 

[Allexus_TN]

I'm sorry, but there is not a game of any type that would keep my attention from a lady trying to blow me.

Most men would be that way I would think...which is why I'm getting worried.

 

[chewbacca71]

Shut the circuit breaker off.
TV will be dead.
Computer will be dead.
Lights will be off.
Good excuse for candles.
You'll be getting "slamdunked" before ya know it!(I hope)

Good advice 1hotjob, I agree with you. That sounds like a surefire way for this to work for her.

Chewey

 

[chewbacca71]

Re: Re: Re: sorry...

let's have a naked party...!!!

Now there is a good idea, I like it

Chewey

P.s. You first, LOL

 

[Wiggles]

Most men would be that way I would think...which is why I'm getting worried.

I have a theory about men not wanting something they can have all the time. Unappreciative bastards.

Damn that sounded bitchy. I still stand by it though.

 

[truegentleman]

Most men would be that way I would think...which is why I'm getting worried.

I can't speak for him, but if it had been a week and you were around naked I would be all over you.

Maybe something is bothering him?

Don't assume the worst.

 

[amelia]

naked party

Now there is a good idea, I like it

Chewey

P.s. You first, LOL

i'm already naked..who's next?

 

[1hotjob]

Hmmmmmm.......

Maybe she got her way? Hope so!

 

[navarre]

I have a theory about men not wanting something they can have all the time. Unappreciative bastards.

Damn that sounded bitchy. I still stand by it though.

What's your theory Wiggles? Care to expand on that?

 

[Allexus_TN]

I don't know what is problem is, he won't even discuss it. Says he's tired.
No, haven't gotten my way yet. I'm gonna have to give up the efforts I think.

 

[Ice Cold]

Sad to hear it.... sometimes sports and sex don't mix. I don't understand why.... I know what my priorites would be... sex sex and more sex... especially if I didn't see some one for a week.