I like chocolate ice cream and I think that anyone who doesn't is an idiot!!

[FlamingoBlue]

As a matter of fact, I also believe that all the vanilla loving folks are racist, except for those that mix vanilla with chocolate sprinkles or chocolate sauce.

I heard that there is another flavor called strawberry. I would never taste it because I "know" that it couldn't possibly be any good. I mean, if vanilla is for idiots, then strawberry has to be, too.

Someone told me that "they" wanted to mix all three flavors together and call the mix neopolitan. It will never work. There's talk of an international conference to determine how much of each flavor is to make up the mix. It will be a fiasco!! How could two loser flavors possibly possibly mix well with a winner like chocolate???



blue

 

[Gilly Bean]

Mmm... Chocolate.. with hot fudge... and sprinkles... and more hot fudge.... mmm.... and magic shell chocolate.... bad thread for those who are pregnant.



Gilly Bean, who is now craving that which we don't have here, and has no money to go get it.

 

[Shylady]

mmmmmmmm chocolate

but Mr.Blue what about the ones of us that like vanilla with carmel sauce?

 

[ranajja]

How could two loser flavors possibly possibly mix well with a winner like chocolate???

You know that, and I know that, FB, but, in the name of tolerance and world peace, we must encourage beliefs differing from our own--the more far out the better!

But we must be careful, lest we encourage them too much, and the vanillas and strawberries of this world may rise up in anger and jealousy against the chocolates.

Besides, I'm kinda partial to pecan praline, myself.

 

[sexy-girl]

i guess im a racist i dont like chocolate ice cream is yucky

 

[Gilly Bean]

i guess im a racist i dont like chocolate ice cream is yucky

-gasp- Come on people! Chocolate! Creamy! Milky! Decadent! Succulent! (SPELLLLLLING)


Chocolate!!!!



Gilly Bean, who dug around, and found an almost empty box of chocolate in her freezer since the last post, and has since downed it. Mmm... goood.....

 

[Guest]

What about us folks that can't have chocolate due to swelling in the vaginal area when chocolate is ingested. Damn those allergies!

 

[TN_Vixen]

well cookie person

it might help if you defined "ingest" by actually eating the chocolate instead of inserting the chocolate.

Just a thought.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: well cookie person

it might help if you defined "ingest" by actually eating the chocolate instead of inserting the chocolate.

Just a thought.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL


Personally, I have never heard of someone with that particular reaction to an allergy with chocolate.

 

[swtbethie]

I'm sorry you fell that way.

Does vanilla mixed with choclate M&M's count? or How 'bout choclate chip cookie dough?

 

[Dillinger]

Vanilla rules you motherfrigging asshole! *lol* (Coffee ice cream is pretty damn good too.)

 

[lavender]

 

[Simply Me]

Chocolate is good, but Sweet Butter Pecan is better ..and the Pecan Praline too. Guess I just like things with nuts..

 

[Guest]

Re: well cookie person

it might help if you defined "ingest" by actually eating the chocolate instead of inserting the chocolate.

Just a thought.

Injest= To take into the body by the mouth for digestion or absorption.

*sighs* Unfortunately, whether by mouth or cunt, the chocolate does not agree.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Chocolate Chip Cookie dough... mmm....
Chocolate Chip mint... Mmmm....
Chocolate Fudge Swirl.... Mmmm.....
Moose Tracks.... Mmmm....

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: well cookie person

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL


Personally, I have never heard of someone with that particular reaction to an allergy with chocolate.

How do you think I felt in the ER?!?!?!?
EEP!!!

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: Re: Re: well cookie person

How do you think I felt in the ER?!?!?!?
EEP!!!

Very sheeeeepish.

Course, ya gotta think there have been worse. Whatta bout the people who.. hmm.. umm.. I know there has to be worse. OOO... Does the show count? Cause one time, this couple came in handcuffed together, and naked, without the key, and the guys wife showed up. That would be worse.


Gilly

 

[Guest]

finally cookie problem solved but still thinking of swollen parts and chocolate- hee

Yipes! A friend worked in the ER and came home, repeatedly, with stories of all kinds of "stuff" stuck in various parts!

 

[bluntforcemama]

I like most ice creams. But I like vanilla better than chocolate, just because I think chocolate is a bit on the bitter side. But my favorite ice cream of all time has to be starkbuck's Italian roast. Add a little butterscotch syrup... and oh GAWD, I'll swoon for a year.

 

[Guest]

Yum

I like most ice creams. But I like vanilla better than chocolate, just because I think chocolate is a bit on the bitter side. But my favorite ice cream of all time has to be starkbuck's Italian roast. Add a little butterscotch syrup... and oh GAWD, I'll swoon for a year.

Oh yes! Anything, and I mean anything, with butterscotch is heavenly!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Vanilla with anything is better than....

plain vanilla. And just to make it clearer to those of you who don't understand, I have apllied for and recieved a grant from the NAAC,P (that's the national association for the advancement of chocolate, people) in order to promote chocolate over vanilla. I'm also planning on asking for reparations for all the chocoholics who have gotten hooked on chocolate ice cream.

I wonder if it's too late to get involved in that conference in Durbin? They seem
to favor chocolate over vanilla, too.

Chocolate Rules!!!

blue

 

[Mischka]

If you adore chocolate, then head down to Austin and visit Amy's Ice Cream for a scoop of Velvet Elvis. Super premium Dutch chocolate infused with Barcardi. It is to die for.

Personally, though, I prefer sweet cream or Mexican vanilla ice cream with fresh strawberries sliced and smooshed throughout. Or Amy's gingersnap ice cream - only available around the holidays. Droool........

 

[Guest]

As a victim of chocolate abuse, I would beg, on hands and knees, for some sort of stalemate concerning your forthcoming choco-rallies!

*smirks*

 

[nasty]

I know what you mean

I had a gf that sent me a chain letter. One question was, "Chocolate or Vanilla? She chose Vanilla. That was my first clue she was an oddball.

 

[Ezzy]

Re: Vanilla with anything is better than....

plain vanilla. And just to make it clearer to those of you who don't understand, I have applied for and recieved a grant from the NAAC,P (that's the national association for the advancement of chocolate, people) in order to promote chocolate over vanilla.

blue

You mean I can have vanilla with more vanilla and that will make it ok?

The only reason you applied to the NAAC,P is because the NAAWCASC,P disqualified you on religious grounds.



EZ
Ps NAAWCASC,P = National Association for the Advancement of White Christian Anglo-Saxon Chocolate, People.

Pps. The above post is a joke, and is writen in the spirit of humor, any members of the NAAWCASC,P who I offend, take a dollar from the collection plate on your way out and buy your self a laugh.