Sparky Kronkite
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You may have noticed on the "Brandi may be leaving, I'm so sorry thread," I balked at something I wanted to say to her.
But I saw "it" coming long before that.
I almost told her, and I would have attempted to say it as politely as possible - to "keep her head down for a while, find a hole and relax" - but I didn't - I balked.
You see, you're damned it you do and damned if you don't in a situation such as that. She could have (and might now) take it in some way that it's not meant - after all it's easy to take that advise as an insult.
But, but, but - it's not meant as an insult at all.
Sharks man! Fucking sharks. They smell blood and go into a frenzy. There's not stopping them. And most often what is lost in that food chain is the unwitting, pretty colored fish.
And this is a case such as that.
Not only did the males of the board go into a feeding frenzy over the obviously beautiful Brandi - they also pissed off many of the other beautiful fish - the other beautiful women of the board. The animal-like feeding frenzy went humanistically social and rippled through the board like a tidal wave.
Now - was it Brandi's fault? Nope, not in the least - she's only 18 (don't take that as an offense babe please) - it's the shark's fault - the dog's fault - the whistling wolves fault - the evil little boy's fault.
Man I tell ya - you guys - I could see yer tongues hanging out from here.
Now look what you've gone and done - fucked with LilBrandi's head and made her feel bad and pissed off most of the lovely ladies on the board.
Stupid, stupid, stupid - you talk about biting the hand that feeds ya.
Yes - I do understand guys - Brandi's remarkable - she smart, she's young etc..
But guys - c'mon - she's 18!!!! For Christ sake.
Try and behave you fucking selves and act like mature gentlemen. Even you younger studs.
Be cool! You'll get much more from the ladies that way and not fuck things up for you brother's of the board.
Okay - flame away.
Brandi - stay cool - you are fine - stay with us - and remember you've got the power over these assholes - use it.
But I saw "it" coming long before that.
I almost told her, and I would have attempted to say it as politely as possible - to "keep her head down for a while, find a hole and relax" - but I didn't - I balked.
You see, you're damned it you do and damned if you don't in a situation such as that. She could have (and might now) take it in some way that it's not meant - after all it's easy to take that advise as an insult.
But, but, but - it's not meant as an insult at all.
Sharks man! Fucking sharks. They smell blood and go into a frenzy. There's not stopping them. And most often what is lost in that food chain is the unwitting, pretty colored fish.
And this is a case such as that.
Not only did the males of the board go into a feeding frenzy over the obviously beautiful Brandi - they also pissed off many of the other beautiful fish - the other beautiful women of the board. The animal-like feeding frenzy went humanistically social and rippled through the board like a tidal wave.
Now - was it Brandi's fault? Nope, not in the least - she's only 18 (don't take that as an offense babe please) - it's the shark's fault - the dog's fault - the whistling wolves fault - the evil little boy's fault.
Man I tell ya - you guys - I could see yer tongues hanging out from here.
Now look what you've gone and done - fucked with LilBrandi's head and made her feel bad and pissed off most of the lovely ladies on the board.
Stupid, stupid, stupid - you talk about biting the hand that feeds ya.
Yes - I do understand guys - Brandi's remarkable - she smart, she's young etc..
But guys - c'mon - she's 18!!!! For Christ sake.
Try and behave you fucking selves and act like mature gentlemen. Even you younger studs.
Be cool! You'll get much more from the ladies that way and not fuck things up for you brother's of the board.
Okay - flame away.
Brandi - stay cool - you are fine - stay with us - and remember you've got the power over these assholes - use it.
