I just went out and vacuumed my lawn

[Bert Notorius]

one of those shag carpet rakes would have been a nice touch.

 

[dirtycarol]

Loose something out there?

 

[Bert Notorius]

grass

 

[dirtycarol]

Hmmm, find any?

 

[phrodeau]

That sounds like a good idea. My vacuum won't pick up dirt, so it would leave the lawn the way it should be.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Hmmm, find any?

just a couple dust bunnies fucking.

 

[Bert Notorius]

That sounds like a good idea. My vacuum won't pick up dirt, so it would leave the lawn the way it should be.

Mine's pretty much dead except for an occasional horse weed.

 

[blobfish]

Some mowers have a vacuum thing.

 

[dirtycarol]

Thought you may have been out looking for your old avatar.

 

[Bad_Doggie]

one of those shag carpet rakes would have been a nice touch.

Astro turf is practical, no clippings.

Woof!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Thought you may have been out looking for your old avatar.

the official mourning period is concluded.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I stayed inside and vacuumed my carpet. I am a rebel.

 

[Bert Notorius]

I stayed inside and vacuumed my carpet. I am a rebel.

under achiever, more likely.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

under achiever, more likely.

Possibly. I took the easy way out. The shag carpet rake works better inside.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Possibly. I took the easy way out. The shag carpet rake works better inside.

do they make it in a pull behind?

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

do they make it in a pull behind?

Yes, but the riding mower cannot make u-turns in the hallway.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Yes, but the riding mower cannot make u-turns in the hallway.

maybe you can get a hoveround with a rhumba...

 

[bluemuse]

Shag carpet rake? You totally made that up. If they existed my mother would have had one.

 

[Bert Notorius]

why? what do you use?

 

[bluemuse]

You weren't lying. I checked. We used a plain old canister vacuum.

 

[blobfish]

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