I just had a dream....

[ARaynes]

That I was in a threesome with Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob) and yet I still woke up frisky.

So, what is your weirded horny moment? What was it caused from? Did you have a dream about odd balls like I did? Tell us about it.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Hmm...

I refuse to testify on the grounds it may incriminate me.

 

[ARaynes]

Re: Hmm...

I refuse to testify on the grounds it may incriminate me.

Hey I told you mine! I got laughed at! Tell me yours....(please please please please....)

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Hmm...

Hey I told you mine! I got laughed at! Tell me yours....(please please please please....)

Right here for all the world to see? I dont think so....

 

[ARaynes]

Fine, don't share with me....I will just cry!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Well

Fine, don't share with me....I will just cry!

Im just pouting because Im as wierd as them and you didnt include me!!!
Actually ONE of my fantasies involves Bonnie Raitt. She hears me playing and just has to have me, studio-wise and bedroom-wise. I DID say it was a fantasy

 

[ARaynes]

Re: Well

Im just pouting because Im as wierd as them and you didnt include me!!!
Actually ONE of my fantasies involves Bonnie Raitt. She hears me playing and just has to have me, studio-wise and bedroom-wise. I DID say it was a fantasy

honey, you are the fantasy that doesn't have to be dreamed about, unless you are including daydreams.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Well

honey, you are the fantasy that doesn't have to be dreamed about, unless you are including daydreams.

Oh my, dont you have a way with words.
My whole morning has been about adoration. Im not used to this.

 

[ARaynes]

You have a plethora of adoring fans....

Look Ma, I used plethora!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Sometimes

You have a plethora of adoring fans....

Look Ma, I used plethora!

You are SO cute I laugh out loud. You have been good to me from literally day one. Thanks!

 

[horny_giraffe]

I had one of those dreams where you know you are dreaming. At the point that I figured out that I was dreaming, I remember I was dreaming of being in a supermarket.

An teenage girl comes up to me and she says "You know you are dreaming, right?" or something to that affect. (Verbal communication is basically telepathic in my dreams. They are all really my own thoughts, after all. ) So I replied, "In that case, I'd like to rape you."


Now, usually, if I concentrate too hard in a dream then I wake up. Consciousness is sort of inimical to dreaming that way. But I must have been sleeping deeply enough that this realization didn't shock me awake.


So in the dream, this girl stops what she's saying, looks at me square in the eye, and says "Okay. I'll go get my aunt." Her aunt? Huh?

She walks away, and comes back with a middle-aged woman who stands in front of me, bends over, and flips up the back of her skirt. So I go at her from behind, and it's good. Very good. She's got a soft, warm ass and my dick slips in easily. Evidently, I'm naked.

Suddenly, there is an woman with a television crew watching me fuck this woman.

"Welcome to the show. Today, we are talking with premiere sexologist, Ginny - - ------" Yikes!

I wake up, of course.

I figure the dream has to do with fear of exhibition. I can't figure out what the symbolism is behind the teenage girl--middle aged woman switch, though. Recognition of getting older?

 

[Guest]

~ fluttering eyelashes at Bluesboy ~

Let's give them something to talk about!

 

[ARaynes]

"Welcome to the show. Today, we are talking with premiere sexologist, Ginny - - ------" Yikes!

I wake up, of course.

I figure the dream has to do with fear of exhibition. I can't figure out what the symbolism is behind the teenage girl--middle aged woman switch, though. Recognition of getting older? [/B]

That is nothing to be feared! Showing off your goods can be good in the right circumstance......I know!

 

[Bluesboy2]

LOL

~ fluttering eyelashes at Bluesboy ~

Let's give them something to talk about!

I do anything you wanted honey. Id even play rythym guitar for ya. Id even let you be on top. Or anything else you had in mind.

 

[Guest]

Re: LOL

I do anything you wanted honey. Id even play rythym guitar for ya. Id even let you be on top. Or anything else you had in mind.

That's a start

Show me some licks.

Why are you laughing? This is YOUR dream!
Now, tell mama what you want.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Oh Boy!!!!

That's a start
Show me some licks.
Why are you laughing? This is YOUR dream!
Now, tell mama what you want.

Hmm, how about I play guitar for you till you get all hot and wet, then you throw me down on the couch and show you some licks?
Then hear you beg me to be on your next CD? I LOVE this dream...

 

[Guest]

~ Throwing you down on the couch ~

~ Straddling your hips with my knees and settling down nice and easy ~

~ Singing softly and smiling in your eyes ~

Feels like nothin happens fast enough
Well maybe I just want too much
But when something's wrong between us, Baby
Nothin feels right.

I think it's time we cleared the air
Take a long drive far away somewhere
Tell me everything you feel inside
we got nothin but time.

Slide over, Baby
Here by my side
I wanna take you on a Slow Ride
On a Slow Ride.

Your history shows on your face
Yeah, you've been hurt you've been betrayed
Now we can't change the past, but we can
Leave it behind.

We'll forget about tomarrow, Baby
We'll just steal away into the night
And we'll just be two shadows, Darlin'
In the dashboard light.

Slide over, Baby
Here by my side
I wanna take you on a Slow Ride
On a Slow Ride.

~ Rockin slow and easy ~

"Hey, Bluesy? How about you sittin in on my next gig?"

 

[Guest]

(forgot this part)

PLEEEEAAAAASE!

 

[Bluesboy2]

Hmm...

Now how did this thread become all about me?

 

[Guest]

Re: Hmm...

Now how did this thread become all about me?

WAKE UP!

You must be daydreaming

 

[Guest]

Re: Hmm...

Now how did this thread become all about me?

Looks like you gotta a fan.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Hmm...

WAKE UP!

You must be daydreaming

Oh, but were this dream real.

The irony MoonWolf is that I am a HUGE fan of hers from WAY back...

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Hmm...

Oh, but were this dream real.

The irony MoonWolf is that I am a HUGE fan of hers from WAY back...

Me too. I love her music.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmm...

Me too. I love her music.

Oddly enough my favorites are one written by others. Chris Smither in particular. (Love Me Like a Man).

 

[someplace]

Oh, but were this dream real.

The irony MoonWolf is that I am a HUGE fan of hers from WAY back...

I took Bluesy to her concert for his b'day pressie. You could've swept the floor with his tongue. Poor baby, has it BADDDDDD!

(She is great though)