I just freakin TALKED to a dildo.

[DragonCat91]

Because I swear he has a personality of his own. Wouldn't vibrate inside me. Took him out and he did. Put him back in and he vibrated for like 2 seconds and then stopped. So I called him a "silly boy" and accused him of having dead batteries. Batteries are probably the issue here, but this is kinda hilarious. Did I buy a shy little (okay, 9 inch) scamp? Geez. If a dildo can have times when he's not in the mood for love and decides to be a troll, I'd hate to see an actual boyfriend act that way lol.

You win this time, Fireball. Date night canceled so you can be lazy. I guess I named him the perfect thing. Yeah. Anyone else have experiences like this?

 

[lustingmoment]

Haha wow now vibrators have feelings what next...

 

[genxer36]

You are ok, as long as it doesn't talk back.

 

[ColoradoFamGuy]

You are ok, as long as it doesn't talk back.

Exactly. I talk to my penis from time to time when he doesn't do what I need him to do as well. But, yeah, when it starts talking back, thats when we need to start thinking about serious mental help possibly. Or find out what realm you transported into!! hehee

 

[DragonCat91]

But, yeah, when it starts talking back, thats when we need to start thinking about serious mental help possibly. Or find out what realm you transported into!! hehee

Oh man, yeah. For the record I am mildly autistic lol. So I do get "mental help".

 

[SaraDarkened]

Hey, I named mine, and talk to her!

 

[OpenMouth]

Slept with my 9" black dildo on my pillow, once! It really was like sleeping with a lover, and it did wake me up to play, several times in the night...

 

[IceyBlue]

Three words;

Hitachi Magic Wand.


Never needs batteries, always ready to go.

 

[SaraDarkened]

Three words;

Hitachi Magic Wand.


Never needs batteries, always ready to go.

Need one need one need one!!!!