I hope you all have a rotten, miserable Thanksgiving, you fucking ingrates!

[Starfish]

You heard me!
Have a shitty one.
I hope you all die from choking on your dead bird flesh while I sit laughing eating veggies and pie.

Rot in hell while your at it. K?

Oh, and so this thread isn't a waste......

I am thankful for Laurel and Manu, and Literotica.
That's what I am thankful for. Oh and cock and pussy, and lips, and tongues. Tongues are good.


If you don't want to remain a fucking ingrate, it'd be best for you to list what you are thankful for, and maybe the goddess Starfish will deem you worthy of a break, and wish you a happy holiday.

 

[Rollin Fun]

greatful

Yes I am. Very greatful for another day of life! greatful for my family, freinds, freedom, rights, lit, the bird i'm cookin tomorrow, the freinds coming over, the beer that will be drank, the football on tv, and sooooo much more.

oh hell i'm just greatful for life!

And Starfish, and everyone else,

HAPPY TURKEY DAY!!!!!!

 

[Saturn Return]

I’m thankful such amazing people in my life grant me their love.

I’m thankful my daughter is a better person than I am.

I’m thankful that I haven’t yet stopped growing.

I’m thankful I’m on my right and true path.


Happy Thanksgiving, Beautiful Starfish.
~smiles~

 

[Valdimer]

What am I thankful for???

Well.....

That my mom is finally starting to get back on her feet agian.
That my family is coming down in less than 5 hours from michigan to spend the holidays with me.
That I have such wonderfull friends here at lit..I could not even list them all. But I'm glad they consider me a friend also. It's an honor to be on that list.
That I am no longer unemployed.

And, that I'm here, and enjoying as much as I can, the things delt to me in this crazy thing we call life.......

 

[LukkyKnight]

I am thankful...

...for being a father - it has given me some insight into my own parents, in particular my father, which I would not otherwise have had.

...to be able to live comfortably, in a place I like, close enough to work that I don't spend hours a week commuting.

...that I can hear music, and conversation, poetry, and the sounds of nature.

...that my ancestors dared to venture to this continent 150 years ago.

...for being blessed with family and friends who take an interest in me.

...that new friends continue to turn up, including via the net.

...that tax returns only have to be filled out once per year.

...for indoor plumbing.

...for every time I've ever had the good fortune to have a wet spot in my bed, no matter if I slept in it or not.

...that aging has only undermined my sinuses.

...when somebody listens.

...to live in the one country which is most dedicated to fostering the splendor of human diversity, even though we have a long damn way to go yet.

 

[Angel]

I'm thankful I have to work tomorrow.

 

[Starfish]

I'm thankful I have to work tomorrow.

Is that sarcasm or what? That's my Girl.... such a kidder..



Wow, though really, you all know I am a loving person, so I mean nothing in the title or begining of this thread. It was to be different from the other happy threads.

I am impressed so far about the expressed gratitude for lifes blessings.

I am grateful that God is helping me cope. I am a truly blessed woman to know all of you here too.

I am blessed for having my wonderful family, and as much pain as I've felt, I am really blessed to have my husband.

I am blessed to have my life too.

 

[Emeraldtryst]

I am thankful for having a chance to stuff my face with the flesh of fellow creatures. And biscuits....with me saying "I can't believe it's not NOT butter!"

I'm thankful for this life. It fucking rules.

 

[RedJ]

I'm thankful...

... for being able to stuff my face and burp onion gravy while I watch Afgans flee from there homes. Life is good.


RedJ

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Lost Cause]

See what a vegetarian diet does to you? A raving, undernourished maniac! There is a reason you have a set of canines in your mouth. Thankful for being a member of P.E.T.A. (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals)

 

[Ask For More]

Starfishie..

I can read your sig
I have legs and arms
Um....

 

[MysticSwing]

I'm thankful...

For the God and the Goddess... For the 32 years of life I've lived... For my loving family... For my wonderful husband... For my beautiful daughter... For the 32 years of memories made with my Dad before he passed away... For many great friends in RL and here at Lit... And the list goes on... So many things to be thankful for.

Happy Thanksgiving and lots of hugs to all my Lit friends!

~~Mystic

 

[estevie]

Happy Thanksgiving!

I am thankful for:

....A family who supports me in everything I do

....Children, who behave like devils around me, but who everyone else says are angels.

....Southern, the true love of my life

....My friends, here and in real life, y'all are wonderful!

I'm sure there is many more things I should be thankful for, but its damn early and those are the important ones!

 

[TheHotchick]

Starfish,,,,,

Happy Thanksgiving,
Us canadians had it a month ago.
...Im thankful for the joy in my life, the air i breath, the way my children still want me when their sick, the food on my table and the roof over my head. Im thankful i can cry at the injustices in the world and reach out for my neighbour. Im thankful i dont eat turkey , either, and hate it the president petted him before he eats him. he should have bit him harder.
A joyful holiday season to all the ones at Lit that make me smile and laugh till tears run down my face, and a kick in the ass to all the real turkeys that frequent here . Love and kisses to all those special to me and the one who drives me mad,, he knows, Cherish each day and hold it in your hands like a precious flower because the wind can pick it up from your hand at any moment and take it from you.

 

[druce19]

I'm thankful for.....

....having a family who loves me and supports me

....having "old" friends and meeting "new" friends

....the roof over my head and the food on my table and the little bit of spending money in my pocket

....being able to give even the little bit that I do to help my fellow Americans who are not as fortunate as I am.

....the freedom to do all that I can

....the ability to sing and laugh with friends so that I can cheer them up when the need it and when I need it

....for the great group of people that I've meet here

May God bless you all and give you what you need.

May you all have a Happy and SAFE Thanksgiving !!

Druce

 

[MissTaken]

I am thankful for

frozen microwavable meals
Starfish
sex and all that that entails
rope
my beautiful children
my new love
my old love who helped me find my new love by being such a prick
friends, family, good health and Starfish
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

[ToddHwrd]

I am thankful for my family

for great friends, especially my new ones here on Lit

I am thankful that I have a decent job

I am thankful that I have a nice house to live in

also for Turkey and dressing and mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie and all the rest of the goodies that are a part of this day!!!

You all have a wonderful day, and don't forget to be thankful

ToddH

 

[Starfish]

MissTaken, You are on my list too. I hope you have a good day.

To everyone, you know I adore you all, or I'd fly out of this jib-joint faster than a fart escaping the ass of a overdosed exlax victim.

By the way, if I were to eat meat now, I would spend my holiday barfing and shitting. I've been vegitarian for way too fucking long to go back now.

Oh, and HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!


It's off to the in-laws house now, and then I get to come home to more cooking and food.

I may be barfing and shitting before the day is out anyway.


Take care all, and see you later.

 

[lickerish]

i am thankful for many things, your friendship for one...

Happy Thanksgiving darlin'

*muah*