I hereby ban...

[elsol]

An ass you could bounce a quarter off of

All in favor?

ps. Uh... I don't ban asses you can bounce a quarter off of... but the description 'an ass you could bounce a quarter off of' in a story.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Equinoxe]

I'll agree to its complete and utter banishment; it should be banishèd from both stories (erotic and otherwise) and common parlance.

 

[English Lady]

If I'm counting right, I third it!

What a bizarre phrase....

 

[geronimo_appleby]

a quarter of what??

 

[Guest]

a quarter of what??

Bananas?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Bananas?

why would anyone drop a quarter of bananas on a donkey? quarter of a pound?

 

[Guest]

why would anyone drop a quarter of bananas on a donkey? quarter of a pound?

I've heard kinkier shit.

25p?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

I've heard kinkier shit.

25p?

shit? 25 pee??
BTW, have a

 

[Guest]

shit? 25 pee??
BTW, have a

Fetish, anyone?

Cheers! Have one back:

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Fetish, anyone?

Cheers! Have one back:

what fetish do you have in mind??
...............................................................................................]ass?..........................................................]snort

 

[wanderer2704]

a quarter of what??

If it was a quarter of a battleship that would be one hard ass and therefore might be worth mentioning

 

[geronimo_appleby]

If it was a quarter of a battleship that would be one hard ass and therefore might be worth mentioning

a sore ass too!!

 

[TheEarl]

If it was a quarter of a battleship that would be one hard ass and therefore might be worth mentioning

Yeah, but who goes "Hey, I bet I could bounce a quarter of a battleship off that arse"? And then sets about proving it?

The Earl

 

[wanderer2704]

Yeah, but who goes "Hey, I bet I could bounce a quarter of a battleship off that arse"? And then sets about proving it?

The Earl

Who actually tries to bounce a quarter of anything off an arse? Surely you'd generally use a whole something.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Who actually tries to bounce a quarter of anything off an arse? Surely you'd generally use a whole something.

how can you bounce a hole??

 

[Guest]

what fetish do you have in mind??
...............................................................................................]ass?..........................................................]snort

PMSL!!!

Stop it. You'll get me in trouble.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, but who goes "Hey, I bet I could bounce a quarter of a battleship off that arse"? And then sets about proving it?

The Earl

Someone who happens to have a quarter of a battleship hanging about the place?

 

[geronimo_appleby]

PMSL!!!

Stop it. You'll get me in trouble.

piss yourself, huh?

 

[Guest]

Who actually tries to bounce a quarter of anything off an arse? Surely you'd generally use a whole something.

I think a whole battleship might be going a bit too far. Get real.

 

[Equinoxe]

Yeah, but who goes "Hey, I bet I could bounce a quarter of a battleship off that arse"? And then sets about proving it?

The Earl

I'm not sure who does that sort of thing, but I suspect that, if such a person does exist, they're probably in prison for murder.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Someone who happens to have a quarter of a battleship hanging about the place?

do battleships 'hang'?

 

[Guest]

piss yourself, huh?

Piss, pee, shit... bloody hell, this thread is going downhill.

 

[Guest]

do battleships 'hang'?

They do, if you find a strong enough picture hook.

 

[TheEarl]

how can you bounce a hole??

Throw Tony Blair off a building onto a trampoline.

Of course it'd be more satisfying without the trampoline, but that's how you bounce a 'hole.

The Earl

 

[geronimo_appleby]

They do, if you find a strong enough picture hook.

what about a wall to hang it from?