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[KittyOfSteele]

Okay, I thought there was going to be drama, but eight posts in made me go "well, that's enough Internet for my entire life," but then the entire shitposting got me enthralled.

I think I'm going to grab a cat onesie and paint a white stripe on it too and pretend I'm a zebra to see if I can forget this thread ever existed.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

Okay, I thought there was going to be drama, but eight posts in made me go "well, that's enough Internet for my entire life," but then the entire shitposting got me enthralled.

I think I'm going to grab a cat onesie and paint a white stripe on it too and pretend I'm a zebra to see if I can forget this thread ever existed.

Become the onesie!

 

[filthytrancendence]

Okay, I thought there was going to be drama

The drama was elsewhere today

 

[JenniferSmithJones]

Okay, I thought there was going to be drama, but eight posts in made me go "well, that's enough Internet for my entire life," but then the entire shitposting got me enthralled.

I think I'm going to grab a cat onesie and paint a white stripe on it too and pretend I'm a zebra to see if I can forget this thread ever existed.

So, what you're saying is ... what you're really saying is ... the thread moved you, emotionally, to alter the entire course of your life to take up African animal husbandry? And you like Zebras. I hear you. I validate your feelings.

 

[JenniferSmithJones]

So, what you're saying is ... what you're really saying is ... the thread moved you, emotionally to alter your life. And you like Zebras. I hear you. I validate your feelings.

And also, you've got short term memory problems. Probably ought to see someone about that.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

So, what you're saying is ... what you're really saying is ... the thread moved you, emotionally, to alter the entire course of your life to take up African animal husbandry? And you like Zebras. I hear you. I validate your feelings.

Maybe the zebras were the friends we made along the way...

 

[filthytrancendence]

Maybe the zebras were the friends we made along the way...

Maybe the real Terry Pratchetts were the zebras we made along the way?

 

[JenniferSmithJones]

This is the kind of stuff you think of to learn how to fly. Adams said flying was just making sure your mind was so pre-occupied that when you leap into the air, you forget to fall. Has to be very carefully timed.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Okay, I thought there was going to be drama, but eight posts in made me go "well, that's enough Internet for my entire life," but then the entire shitposting got me enthralled.

I think I'm going to grab a cat onesie and paint a white stripe on it too and pretend I'm a zebra to see if I can forget this thread ever existed.

Well, that's a horse of a different color.

 

[MelissaBaby]

This is the kind of stuff you think of to learn how to fly. Adams said flying was just making sure your mind was so pre-occupied that when you leap into the air, you forget to fall. Has to be very carefully timed.

Actually, I think it was Wile E. Coyote who said that.

 

[onehitwanda]

but then the entire shitposting got me enthralled.

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