I heart Literotica

[perks]

I want to marry it. You can be my flowergirl, bitch.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dietrich K.]

Do I get to dress up in one of those pretty pink dresses? Cause that would be way cool.

 

[Pagliacci]

Do I get first pick on the brides maids ?

 

[Guest]

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I get to give the bride away!

 

[bluemuse]

I don't want to marry Literotica. I wouldn't mind shacking up for a while, though. Um..does any one say "shacking up" anymore, or did I just date myself?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I want to be the ring barrer

 

[Guest]

 

[kotori]

im allergic to marriage

Wow! Me too. No wait, that's the flowers.

 

[ma_guy]

I don't want to marry Literotica. I wouldn't mind shacking up for a while, though. Um..does any one say "shacking up" anymore, or did I just date myself?

Dating yourself isn't allowed.

 

[perks]

who is gonna remove my garters?

 

[Guest]

 

[ridddder]

I'll throw the rice

you make the gravy.....er....no that are those mis heard words to that damn billy joel song.....I will stick in there for the chicken dance, and hokey pokey though. For some unknow reason it is funny seeing everyone acting all goofy, like it was your wedding....oh wait....it is your wedding.....well congrats

here is my present for you....

bring me back pictures from the honeymoon......

 

[Pagliacci]

Me.

Wiv my teef.

Fight you for it

 

[perks]

Me.

Wiv my teef.

I lurve teefers.

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

I'll try my level best not to graze the inside of your thigh ever-so-lightly while I'm going about my business t

you fibber

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

Just an iddy biddy white one, so it don't count.

now you have to do penance

 

[Guest]

 

[Jim_Henson]

If your knees weren't so raw you KNOW I'd believe you

 

[LukkyKnight]

I don't want to marry Literotica. I wouldn't mind shacking up for a while, though. Um..does any one say "shacking up" anymore, or did I just date myself?

Dating yourself is so illegal in certain middle eastern countries that even telling you the punishment I risk having parts of me cut off.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guest]