I haven't Ejaculated in two Weeks

[Ramone45]

...due to circumstances beyond my control and being too lazy to masturbate. The thing is I feel great. I feel physically stronger and mentally very sharp. I feel like I've got everything under control. My senses seem very keen. Even though I'm starting to feel a little antsy, I mostly feel serene. I wonder if it is psychological or physical. I never believed that retaining seminal fluid really had a physical effect. But I do remember that line from "Rocky" where Mick tells Rocky, "Women weaken legs".

 

[lovetoread]

...due to circumstances beyond my control and being too lazy to masturbate. The thing is I feel great. I feel physically stronger and mentally very sharp. I feel like I've got everything under control. My senses seem very keen. Even though I'm starting to feel a little antsy, I mostly feel serene. I wonder if it is psychological or physical. I never believed that retaining seminal fluid really had a physical effect. But I do remember that line from "Rocky" where Mick tells Rocky, "Women weaken legs".

Wait, a man who is too lazy to play with himself?

I didn't know one existed.

 

[blobfish]

Based on the title, I was expecting a Yatesian thread.

 

[sweepthefloor]

That's hott!

 

[RoryN]

Wait, a man who is too lazy to play with himself?

He probably doesn't believe in it.

He's right-fringe.

 

[blobfish]

That's hott!

Are you serious, or joking? The longest I've gone was about a month.

 

[Beco]

Are you serious, or joking? The longest I've gone was about a month.

that's almost impossible...

 

[thør]

I feel physically stronger and mentally very sharp. I feel like I've got everything under control. My senses seem very keen. Even though I'm starting to feel a little antsy, I mostly feel serene.

I hear that people feel this way just before death.

 

[Ramone45]

He probably doesn't believe in it.

He's right-fringe.

No. I believe in it.

 

[blobfish]

that's almost impossible...

Nope. I went a month in May of 2008. I was sixteen, which made it even harder (pun only slightly intended). I just did it to prove I could.

 

[Ramone45]

I hear that people feel this way just before death.

I was actually afraid of that. Maybe I'm gonna croak!

 

[Ramone45]

Nope. I went a month in May of 2008. I was sixteen, which made it even harder (pun only slightly intended). I just did it to prove I could.

I noticed that, too. (The "harder" part.)

 

[thør]

I was actually afraid of that. Maybe I'm gonna croak!

Make peace with your God.

 

[markstew]

Maybe it's psychosomatic?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Are you serious, or joking? The longest I've gone was about a month.

I did three... but I knew the exact date my dry spell was going to end. That helped.

I went through the "stronger, sharper" phase, as well... which eventually developed into the "goddamnit" phase. Turns out I got a helluva blowjob at the end of those three months... and she got a helluva facial. Everyone's a winner.

 

[shewantsmore]

for some people 2 weeks is a very long time,but everyone is different of course

 

[Ramone45]

Make peace with your God.

Shit! Well maybe she'll give me credit for not jerking off for two weeks. BTW that quotefrom Nansen is my favorite.

 

[blobfish]

I did three... but I knew the exact date my dry spell was going to end. That helped.

I went through the "stronger, sharper" phase, as well... which eventually developed into the "goddamnit" phase. Turns out I got a helluva blowjob at the end of those three months... and she got a helluva facial. Everyone's a winner.

Did you find that you produced a lot more than usual?

 

[thør]

Shit! Well maybe she'll give me credit for not jerking off for two weeks. BTW that quotefrom Nansen is my favorite.

SaintPeter might gt you the keys to a nice place.

One of mine, too.

 

[rosco rathbone]

...due to circumstances beyond my control and being too lazy to masturbate. The thing is I feel great. I feel physically stronger and mentally very sharp. I feel like I've got everything under control. My senses seem very keen. Even though I'm starting to feel a little antsy, I mostly feel serene. I wonder if it is psychological or physical. I never believed that retaining seminal fluid really had a physical effect. But I do remember that line from "Rocky" where Mick tells Rocky, "Women weaken legs".

The chinese have known this for thousands of years.

In the days of the Yellow Emperor, women were seen as seminal vampires out to shorten a man 's lifespan by stealing raw chi.

Retain the seed, for longevity and vitality.

 

[rosco rathbone]

.....

 

[blobfish]

Yellow Emperor? Racist!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Are you serious, or joking? The longest I've gone was about a month.

I am serious for many reasons.

 

[Ramone45]

The chinese have known this for thousands of years.

In the days of the Yellow Emperor, women were seen as seminal vampires out to shorten a man 's lifespan by stealing raw chi.

Retain the seed, for longevity and vitality.

But it doesn't seem there is an objective medical (physiologic)reason for this,

 

[Byron In Exile]

Wait, a man who is too lazy to play with himself?

I didn't know one existed.

I miss your other av.

That was so fricken cute...