I have never...

[GiggLeGasm]

I have never swallowed the worm

 

[papadoc19]

I have never deepthroated a long neck beer

 

[BongoGal]

I have never used a long neck beer bottle as a dildo (but now I am considering it).

 

[smotherman]

I have never been to a swingers club

 

[Midnight_Man]

IHN been to a hockey game.

 

[kimbalee]

IHN been to a baseball game.

 

[lind3127]

I have never eaten sushi

 

[Midnight_Man]

IHN drank buttermilk

 

[L8tnIt]

I have never met a Lit member in person

 

[walkawayrenee]

I have never been on an erotic site until this one a couple months ago.

 

[rbijon]

I have never been on an erotic site until this one a couple months ago.

I have never kissed a girl on a submarine

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have never kissed a girl on a submarine

I have never sailed with a Pirate.

 

[rbijon]

I have never sailed with a Pirate.

We can remedy that!

I have never sailed with a yellow rose tied to my mast.

 

[yellow_rose71]

We can remedy that!

I have never sailed with a yellow rose tied to my mast.

I have never been tied during sex.

 

[rbijon]

I have never been tied during sex.

I have never been velcrowed

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have never been velcrowed

I have never been glued

 

[rbijon]

I have never been glued

....I have never been pinned.

 

[yellow_rose71]

....I have never been pinned.

I have never been stapled..... and I'm happy.

 

[rbijon]

I have never been stapled..... and I'm happy.

I have never been taken for a mild mannered Pirate.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have never been taken for a mild mannered Pirate.

I have never driven a boat.

 

[aydana]

I have never read such tripe before...oh wait, yes I have.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I have never read such tripe before...oh wait, yes I have.

I have never eaten tripe.

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I have never been taken for a mild mannered Pirate.

I have never been taken BY a mild mannered pirate

Hello dear

 

[papadoc19]

IHN seen such a lovely butterfly

 

[shininstarr]

I have never been quiet in bed