I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN done wheelies on a unicycle.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN egged peoples houses from Santa’s Sleigh

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN propositioned a cop to get out of a ticket

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang Love Stinks at a wedding reception

 

[Leigh81]

I have never watched a season of Survivor

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN tried to go down a chimney

 

[n8Romantic]

IHN milked a reindeer.

 

[Cat]

IHN milked a moose

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN bought breast milk from a strange woman in a Walmart parking lot.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN worn goggles with wiper blades while giving a woman oral sax.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN surfed naked at WET AND WILD.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I have never cared much for know it all types or over achievers that try to hard.

 

[water_moutina]

IHN been in hot tub naked with another person

 

[Fingerfuxs]

IHN been in hot tub naked with another person

Goodness , that’s the only way to hot tub.

I have never written a book.

 

[Cymru9696]

I have never tried psychedelic mushrooms

 

[peterherring425]

Get a doughnut to land on my appendage, ( like a quot)

 

[fsa52]

IHN run through the yard sprinkler naked.

 

[Cat]

I have never tasted a durian

 

[Leigh81]

IHN taken a bathroom mirror selfie

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

IHN been in a limo

 

[birdman01]

I have never seen Leigh in a bathroom mirror selfie...lol

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN been on a blind date.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been on a date with someone who was blind

 

[Esslemont]

I have never had any respect for someone that lives life through a screen.


Half-people.
Your existence is negligible.

 

[Anastasia1999]

I have never had any respect for judgemental, intolerant fuckwits.