I Have Never (version 3)

[Shenanigans90]

I have never been truly happy

Hoping you find true happiness brother

IHN shaved a woman’s bikini line

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN worn a Mrs. Clause outfit

 

[Leigh81]

IHN worn a Mrs. Clause outfit

You can borrow mine

IHN worn a Santa suit

 

[mnbreastluver]

You can borrow mine

IHN worn a Santa suit

IHN used a candy cane for sex play.

 

[Pad_Foot]

They're very thin...

IHN been with a guy with very intimate piercings.

Ihnb with a woman who wanted me to have intimate piercings

(You can get really thick candy canes)

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex with an inflatable doll. Although a couple of blondes were very close. *Ducks for cover*

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had an intimate relationship with Frosty The Snowman.

 

[Shenanigans90]

IHN done the hokey pokey dance naked

 

[fsa52]

I have never had sex in the flat bed of a truck.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I have never , rode a rodeo bull. I’ve slapped that mad as fuck bull on the ass bare handed to piss him off. The rider laughted and called me a motherfucker , what fuck dude , but had a bad ass dudes smile on his face. So

 

[Leigh81]

IHN walked the plank

 

[Azuldrgon]

IHN planked. (It looks like torture.)

 

[Leigh81]

IHN planked. (It looks like torture.)

You're lucky you've never met pirates

IHN seen a mermaid while scuba diving

 

[mynameisben]

You're lucky you've never met pirates

IHN seen a mermaid while scuba diving

I have never had any aspirations to become a ventriloquist, mime, plate spinner, sword swallower, circus geek, or a sumo wrestler.

 

[Taegul]

IHN built sex toys with Legos.

 

[saustin5432]

IHN built sex toys out of wood

 

[munch2much]

IHN had a splinter in my penis

 

[Mtnmike]

IHN had wood.

Roflmao, now ICT that was Funny.

 

[jarigi]

IHN smeared my dick with honey and let a dog lick it off.




62M, certifiably sane.

 

[munch2much]

IHN sniffed Vladimir Putins wobbling nipples

 

[Leigh81]

IHN ate peanut butter right out of the jar

 

[Wageslave]

IHN ate peanut butter right out of the jar

IHN eaten peanut butter

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN given nipple clamps to a family member as a gift.

 

[hairball18]

I have never pinched my nipple intentionally

 

[fsa52]

IHN grown my hair long enough to ride naked on a horse.