I Have Never (version 3)

[Cat]

I have never had any respect for judgemental, intolerant fuckwits.

My dear you forgot hypocrisy...

 

[Anastasia1999]

My dear you forgot hypocrisy...

I did forget that.

I have never met anyone as amazing as you are

 

[Jake069258]

IHN been able to properly translate English to Danish

 

[Cat]

I did forget that.

I have never met anyone as amazing as you are

I have never met anyone as kind, incredible and strong as you. You are just the best!

IHN been able to properly translate English to Danish

I have never not appreciated the effort, it is the thought that counts

 

[hairball18]

INN appreciated as many lit friends as I have this past week.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex with Mrs Claus while Santa watched.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex during an UBER ride.

 

[Cat]

I have never had sex in an elevator

 

[Taegul]

I have never had sex in an elevator

Escalators are more fun imo.

IHN been caught on the kiss cam at a sporting event.

 

[Sweet_n_SpicySprite]

Escalators are more fun imo.

IHN been caught on the kiss cam at a sporting event.

But, it has so many options.
I have never skied nude.

 

[Cat]

But, it has so many options.
I have never skied nude.

True! Options are fun

I have never climbed a tree in the nude

 

[AlexBailey]

True! Options are fun

I have never climbed a tree in the nude

I have! Many times.



I have never swallowed a fish hook.

 

[Cat]

I have! Many times.



I have never swallowed a fish hook.

You have!!!! I want to do it too
Of course you have.. gooosh you are just. the absolute best!

I have never been caught on a hook

 

[AlexBailey]

You have!!!! I want to do it too
Of course you have.. gooosh you are just. the absolute best!

I have never been caught on a hook

Naughty Catfishing?

 

[Cat]

Naughty Catfishing?

Now that definitely ought to be a thing!

I have never been doing naughty catfishing...

 

[AlexBailey]

Now that definitely ought to be a thing!

I have never been doing naughty catfishing...

I did by mistake once.

 

[Cat]

I did by mistake once.

.. was it fun?!

I have never been caught dancing naked

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been in a rubber room

 

[AlexBailey]

IHN had a long term boyfriend.

 

[birdman01]

I have never been to Canada...lol

 

[AlexBailey]

IHN escaped from a real straitjacket.

 

[Cat]

I have never escaped a tight shibari binding.

 

[AlexBailey]

I have never tied MrsNaughtyCat but I would love to try.

 

[Cat]

I have never been tied by AlexBailey, but would love to try that.

 

[Cymru9696]

I have never laid naked on a beach