I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex in a Walmart’s changing room.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I have never had sex with anyone whose skin didn't look pretty much like mine. No tattoos.

Oh, yes, I have never had a man (not that I have had many) with tattoos.

 

[tmmmbrrr]

IHN been abducted by aliens


...as far as I know

 

[HappyToBeAlive]

IHN been in a threesome

 

[MascaraRuns]

IHN had sex on the snow

 

[LiveWire64]

IHN worn mascara.

 

[Taegul]

IHN used gravy as a topping on ice cream.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN done a strip tease for Queen Elizabeth

 

[BadAmy]

I have never slashed someone's tires.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been a professional funeral comedian.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have never turned down chocolate cake. I always skip vanilla everything though.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN had sex with a Royal

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN streaked at a NFL football game.

 

[Taegul]

IHN high-dived into the kiddie pool.

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[DeckardNYC]

IHN thought of having sex with a cat

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex with Lola the inflatable party sheep. Now Mabel? That’s a different story.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN never been to incarcerated in a jail.

 

[Gracie13]

IHN smoked or tried anything.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been blown by Monica Lewinski

 

[DeckardNYC]

I have never been to Spain

 

[Mav Unlimited]

IHN slapped anyone across the face

 

[Kat73]

IhN come so close to backhand a kid that isn't mine.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

I have never tried to get out of jury duty.

 

[scooter66]

I have never broken a bone.

 

[tedsbeds]

I have never broken a bone.

I have never seen the Beatles.