I Have Never (version 3)

[Bluepie884]

IHN eaten an oyster

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have never masturbated to a thesaurus

 

[Zumbamami_69]

I have never masturbated to a thesaurus

Neither have I. But, is that a thing the kids are into now?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Neither have I. But, is that a thing the kids are into now?

Once the 6-7 thing went out of style...

 

[Zumbamami_69]

Once the 6-7 thing went out of style...

I'm still trying to figure out the skibbidi toilet thing. And by "figure out," I mean ignore and go on about my life.​

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have never had to explain skibbidi toilet before, but here goes: it's when you put your clothes on backwards, like a Mac daddy, or even a Daddy Mac, and jump, jump

 

[TongueNcheek78]

I have never had to explain skibbidi toilet before, but here goes: it's when you put your clothes on backwards, like a Mac daddy, or even a Daddy Mac, and jump, jump

This didn't explain anything... I mean I am all about some Criss Cross... But don't see how the other word equals that ..

 

[Ratchetman1982]

This didn't explain anything... I mean I am all about some Criss Cross... But don't see how the other word equals that ..

Look deeper...within yourself...the answer is there...you must embrace the truth

 

[Tallulah82]

I have never been arrested.

 

[JKL123]

IHN eaten Taco Bell

 

[Taegul]

IHN participated in group sex dressed like a clown, despite recent accusations. And admissions.

 

[baculum]

I have never been tempted to dig up dead people to see what they're wearing

 

[AllAmericanMale]

IHN been scuba diving, but getting my certification is on my "to do" list.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a hot dog eating contest. Undefeated!!!

IHN been in a hot dog eating contest. Undefeated!!!

 

[PaigePeach25]

IHN jumped out of a moving car, plane, or train

 

[BongoGal]

IHN had sex on the hood of a car (trunk, yes).

 

[Jada59]

IHN gone hunting. Unless it’s hunting for bargains.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

IHN liked cauliflower

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

IHN walked backwards for a 100 miles

 

[tallladiesman]

IHN done anal

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN been crucified on someone's lawn

 

[GetNerdy]

IHN walked backwards for a 100 miles

IHN walked backwards for 100 more

 

[Trubbycat]

Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da da da (Da-da da da)
Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da da

 

[Zumbamami_69]

IHN done anal

Ditto.

 

[Unquoted]

I have never had a quickie in a confessional.