I Have Never (version 3)

[Fermina_Daza]

I have never broken a bone.

I have never broken one of MY bones.

 

[tedsbeds]

I have never broken one of MY bones.

Have you broken some one else's bone(s)?

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang “I’m Too Sexy” at a funeral.

 

[Kat73]

IHN been backstage at a concert

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN burped and farted at the exact same time

 

[Maureen01]

IHN trained a hunting falcon.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN been booed off a stage.

 

[Kat73]

IHN been on a cruise ship.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been bitten by a vampire, werewolf, or a zombie.

 

[Kat73]

IHN been on a reality show.

 

[Jada59]

IHN picked wild mushrooms.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN used cocaine.

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

IHN been on a jet ski.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used my feet for brakes on my car like Fred Flintstone.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN gone skydiving

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been a contestant in a wet tee shirt contest.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN won the lottery.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been hired as a bra fitter even though I’ve applied many times.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN been a bra model.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used Ghost pepper juice as a lube.

 

[DeckardNYC]

IHN never done stand up comedy.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

IHN been scuba diving.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

IHN stuck a fork in an outlet

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN lost a race with a turtle.

 

[Taegul]

IHN twerked in the lap of the next poster.