I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN had an MMMMMMMMMMFMMMMMMMMMM experience.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have never been to a nude beach.

 

[numeniusa]

(^^^ I have... Actually it was more than , if I'm honest...)

I have never had a spray tan.

 

[Leigh81]

I have never drove my car with the top down while my top was down......yet

L

 

[snexxer]

I have never fired a Mauser

 

[Taegul]

IHN had a licorice dispenser in my car.

 

[lilmissdarling]

I have never played the cello.

 

[angelofthenorth]

i have never swum the Channel

 

[nkycatsfan]

I have never been out of the country other than to Canada.

 

[AnhedonicDementic]

I have never masturbated.

 

[OldUncleJack]

I have never watched the Godfather films

 

[Bdm20]

I have never been in a room with more than two naked people.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been pegged by a member of royalty. That would be a royal pain in the ass.

Eh? Hello? Is this thing on?

 

[_valkyrie_]

I have never walked in the street with a paperbag on my head.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I have never ached so much in my calves

 

[emsway]

I have never sung the National Anthem at the opening of a baseball game.

 

[Taegul]

IHN replaced hot fudge with catsup on a sundae.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN felt the urge to gun anyone down while naked at a Wafflehouse even if they forgot my hash browns.

 

[Taegul]

IHN grabbed the tail of an electric eel.

 

[bobb_sledd]

I have never been convicted of a crime.

 

[Taegul]

I have still never been in an IKEA. Am I missing anything?

 

[HBergeron]

IHN fucked a nun (and I'm more than a little pissed about it)

 

[Taegul]

IHN hit for the cycle.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Use the word never until after 11:00 pm

 

[_valkyrie_]

I have never used an eyelash curler.