I Have Never (version 3)

[BadAmy]

Ihn not recorded me maturbating for someone...on here.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

I have never yet found those recordings..

 

[HBergeron]

IHN received the video that was promised me just a few days ago...

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a tennis match to Venus or Serena Williams.

Ever!

 

[Bdm20]

Ihn not recorded me maturbating for someone...on here.

I have never heard a recording of BadAmy masturbating for me.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN said, "let it roll" when I've been to Las Vegas

L

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN bowled a perfect game

 

[RjThoughts]

IHN made it through an entire bowling game without talking to myself.

 

[tiny_tits]

IHN lost a tennis match to Venus or Serena Williams.

Ever!

I H N been beaten by Venus or Serena.
Not at tennis, either.

 

[Taegul]

IHN dialed 911 by accident.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been got caught masturbating in public so I got that going for me so far.

 

[RjThoughts]

I have never been formally arrested

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

I have never been formally arrested

"formally"

 

[MrEd63]

I have never been to me

 

[RjThoughts]

"formally"

Twice I've been "detained" in handcuffs and brought to the police station because I looked like a known teenage gang member, later released and driven home by other police when the first cops were told by superiors I was NOT the gang member. Helps to have been a tutor at the police's own Reach Out Center.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a Chess match to Garry Kasparov.

Undefeated!

 

[Likes_Them_Kinky]

I H N taken a selfie

 

[LadyJS]

I have never been to a Back Street Boys concert.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

I've never seen Lady JS naked

 

[WildPoppy]

I have never stepped on an alligator.

 

[Taegul]

IHN rescued an elephant from a tree. If he climbed his ass up there, he can climb his ass down on his own!

 

[Leigh81]

IHN smoked a cigar while in Cuba

L

 

[nkycatsfan]

IHN been out of the US except for Canada.

 

[Taegul]

IHN seen Footloose, but thanks to Peter Quill I just might lol.

 

[makemewet69]

IHN watched any of The Godfather movies