I Have Never (version 3)

[RossieOregon]

I have never had a kitty cat as a pet.

 

[Karabare]

I have never been able to do a good cateye

 

[Taegul]

IHN performed open-heart surgery. I only break hearts, I don't repair them.

 

[BadAmy]

Ihn smoked a pipe, but have sucked a cigar or two.

 

[RjThoughts]

IHN smoked a joint, a cigarette, a pipe, or cigar.

(Hams, bacon, turkey breasts, and various beef cuts yes!)

 

[MrEd63]

IHN broken any of my bones

 

[MountainMan24]

I have never shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

[Jada59]

I have never eaten sushi.

 

[RjThoughts]

Ihn scored a hat trick in hockey

 

[BadAmy]

I've never been in Folsom prison.

 

[snexxer]

IHN spent so much time setting up an aquarium!

 

[skirt_chaser]

I have never eaten sushi.

Try sushi sometime. It's pretty tasty!

 

[ashik09]

Try sushi sometime. It's pretty tasty!

Agreed. Especially with that bitchin' soy sauce you get with it.

 

[fsa52]

IHN gone hunting

 

[Taegul]

IHN pressed the gas pedal when I meant to hit the brakes and driven through a building.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I have never pricked my finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel.

 

[BadAmy]

I have never heard about the lonesome loser, beaten by the queen of hearts everytime.
(Stop rolling your eyes... I know. )

 

[_valkyrie_]

I have never won a game of dominoes.

 

[RossieOregon]

I have never been hit by Valkyrie's ponytail.

 

[RjThoughts]

I have never needed to apologise for burping loudly in church

 

[_valkyrie_]

I have never hit a piñata.

 

[HBergeron]

IHN NOT counted my money while I'm sittin' at the table...

 

[_valkyrie_]

I have never broken a piggy bank.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN cooked a steak on a stove

L

 

[Taegul]

IHN been to Nova Scotia.