I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN joined the mile high club.

 

[Abeona1]

IHN orgasmed during sex.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN been abducted by aliens from another planet (I always volunteered for the free lift)...

 

[Sunlover102]

IHN thought of anal intercourse as overly appealing.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN went through a car wash with the top down.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN gone camping by myself...

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN had a sexual thought

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been on a dating app

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

IHN turned down a chat request message for chatting in lit...

 

[pinkparkhorse]

I have never lost a tables, ladders, and chairs match against the Dudley Boys

What about the Hardy Boyz? Or Edge and Christian?

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I never lost a TLC match to Edge and Matt Hardy. That I can confirm.

 

[BongoGal]

I’m pretty sure that I have never had sexual relations with anyone who had a tattoo.

Not one real beard, either.

 

[Man4mystery]

I have never had anal sex

 

[Trubbycat]

I have never had Furry sex

 

[Leigh81]

I have never written a Lit story

 

[SusanHoward]

IHN spent the night with a guy on our first date.

 

[fitguy930]

IHN been to Maine

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been to Ottawa

 

[Taegul]

IHN robbed a bank. Not a financial bank, blood bank, and certainly not a sperm bank.

 

[Abeona1]

IHN an orgasm while having sex.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN been invited to a sex party.

 

[latecomer91364]

I have never had sex with a Norwegian. I'm sure there are great people there, but the 4 with whom I've had significant interactions have all been arrogant assholes. That's why I always ask them their opinions of how Norway treated the Lebensborn children after WWII. They always dodge the question or claim not to know about this shameful episode in Norwegian history.

 

[Mypssypls]

I have never had anal sex

Same

 

[Mypssypls]

I have never been in an orgy.

 

[cheekygirl75]

IHN an orgasm while having sex.

Same! It’s good to see I’m not the only one, though it kind of sucks for both of us.