I Have Never (version 3)

[Man4mystery]

I have never had anal sex

 

[Trubbycat]

I have never had Furry sex

 

[Leigh81]

I have never written a Lit story

 

[SusanHoward]

IHN spent the night with a guy on our first date.

 

[fitguy930]

IHN been to Maine

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been to Ottawa

 

[Taegul]

IHN robbed a bank. Not a financial bank, blood bank, and certainly not a sperm bank.

 

[Abeona1]

IHN an orgasm while having sex.

 

[Trubbycat]

IHN been invited to a sex party.

 

[latecomer91364]

I have never had sex with a Norwegian. I'm sure there are great people there, but the 4 with whom I've had significant interactions have all been arrogant assholes. That's why I always ask them their opinions of how Norway treated the Lebensborn children after WWII. They always dodge the question or claim not to know about this shameful episode in Norwegian history.

 

[Mypssypls]

I have never had anal sex

Same

 

[Mypssypls]

I have never been in an orgy.

 

[cheekygirl75]

IHN an orgasm while having sex.

Same! It’s good to see I’m not the only one, though it kind of sucks for both of us.

 

[Luvlit2025]

I have never been at the top of a Ferris Wheel when it stopped.

Oh that one is just…kind of eerie—especially when wind picks up. Doesn’t help when your friend thinks it would be funny to rock the carriage!!

 

[Luvlit2025]

I have never had two men at once…. And I reeeeeally want to try that.

 

[Susurration]

I have never had the beautiful, intense, passionate, or searingly hot sex that I still crave, even though it's too late to have it.

 

[Abeona1]

Same! It’s good to see I’m not the only one, though it kind of sucks for both of us.

Thank you so much. Really needed to hear that.

 

[Musinginspace]

I've never been to Spain but I kind of like the music

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a fight with Steven Seagal.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

IHN been in debt

 

[Tallulah82]

IHN seen the attraction of muscley-muscled people.

 

[Him15]

IhN started a physical fight

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN punched an obnoxious coworker in the face.

Though, at this rate, I can't promise that will still be true later today. Ugh!

 

[PenetratingIntelligence]

I have never shaved my balls.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN eaten snails or an insect.