I Have Never (version 3)

[mnbreastluver]

IHN cannonballed into a solo cup filled with beer.

 

[Taegul]

IHN performed a drunken striptease for the next poster. You're welcome.

 

[SweetAnnette]

IHN been to New Zealand, but I have always thought I'd like to live there.

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN had sex with a natural blonde.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN seen Xerxes butt.

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN shaken my booty in Cyberbella's face.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN shaken my booty in Cyberbella's face.

I have never licked Xerxes ear.

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN licked Cyberbella's...







Spoons.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN licked Cyberbella's...







Spoons.

LOL I have never forked Xerxes.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN broke in my neighbors picnic table.

 

[Unquoted]

IHN built a boat in my basement.

 

[Taegul]

IHN dated the next poster's twin sister.

 

[zydrate]

IHN rented a car

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN flashed Betty White

 

[ChicaMuyOcupada]

I have never ridden a unicycle.

 

[Taegul]

IHN stuck my tongue into an electrical socket.

#BucketList

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN stuck my penis in a light bulb socket.

 

[ChicaMuyOcupada]

I have never swallowed a golf ball.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang “I Touch Myself” at a wedding reception.

 

[Taegul]

IHN beaten out Chris Farley in a dance-off competition while auditioning for a Chippendale's job.

 

[ChicaMuyOcupada]

I have never read War And Peace

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex on my neighbors boat.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN had sex in our neighbors pool

 

[Taegul]

IHN been stuck in the belly of a whale.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN belly danced during the Super Bowl half time show.