I Have Never (version 3)

[Taegul]

IHN surfed on an ironing board.

 

[PleasedToRead]

IHN surfed on an ironing board.

IHN had a professional full body massage

 

[ericsmith1212]

IHN had a professional full body massage

IHN been to a karaoke bar.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN eaten frog legs

 

[TTawhere]

IHN dipped myself in chocolate and...

Oh. Wait.

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been on the Jolly Roger without drinking rum

 

[TTawhere]

IHN been on the Jolly Roger without drinking rum

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

IHN been on the Jolly Roger without drinking rum[

I have never had Leigh on my Jolly Roger!

 

[Fingerfuxs]

IHN.........swam or seen in real life the pacific ocean

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I have never lived this far from the Pacific Ocean!

 

[Trekka]

IHN lived close to the Pacific Ocean

 

[Leigh81]

IHN gone a summer until this one where we didn't drive across the border to eat/shop/drive for the day

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN sang “I’m too sexy” in a church choir

 

[Fingerfuxs]

IHN .........we have never been to , Hershey park.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a bodybuilding competition to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

 

[Unquoted]

IHN recited poetry while balancing a bucket of soup on my head.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN used my cock to pole vault over a river of hungry crocodiles.

 

[Taegul]

IHN been in a shouting match with a mime.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN worn Beachbaby’s corset for Halloween.

 

[seetheartinme]

IHN posted my face on Lit.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN been in a Turkish prison

 

[Phenorke]

IHN danced a jig naked except a top hat

 

[KinzyTaylor]

.....

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN went dogging with Betty White.

 

[Taegul]

IHN beaten The Wolverine in a pumpkin carving contest.