I Have Never (version 3)

[idkhowihadsex]

i've never had anal sex

 

[SweetAnnette]

IHN zip-lined (but I want to)

 

[ChicaMuyOcupada]

I have never been in a hot baloon.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had two women go down on me at the same time.

 

[Taegul]

IHN eaten spinach from a can and started kicking the crap out of people.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN impersonated a gynecologist.

 

[Unquoted]

IHN played a harmonica underwater.

 

[ChicaMuyOcupada]

I have never been to Africa.

 

[Taegul]

IHN had my junk caught in a Venus flytrap. I doubt this streak will last forever.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN played the air guitar using my Weiner.

 

[holdmyhand2013]

IHN played the air guitar using my weiner dog.

 

[DarkSimian]

IHN been to a Mexican bordello

 

[Unquoted]

IHN dressed as a zombie cheerleader for Halloween.

 

[Taegul]

IHN danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. I think.

 

[Cyberbella]

I have never kissed a girl and liked it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN walked like an Egyptian

 

[Leigh81]

IHN smoked a cigar

 

[LurkingPhoenix]

IHN been part of a threesome of any variety.

 

[Taegul]

IHN thrown my phone against a brick wall, breaking it into a million little pieces.

But, damn, have I come so close...

 

[Unquoted]

IHN grabbed an elephant's balls and told him to turn his head and cough.

 

[Xerxes82]

IHN seen Taylor Swift naked.

 

[fsa52]

IHN ridden an elephant at the circus.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN lactated

 

[Unquoted]

IHN strung cheerios and hung them on a Christmas tree.

 

[cole4258]

IHN been sky diving