I Have Never (version 3)

[TheShez]

IHN watched Serena Williams play tennis and not be turned on.

 

[emsway]

I have never appreciated life, friends, and possibilities, more than I do today.

 

[Cyberbella]

IHN played penuchle.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I have never enjoyed wine

 

[Taegul]

IHN worn a tuxedo and jumped into the penguin exhibit at Sea World.

 

[Series 6]

I have never received the Heimlich Maneuver

 

[Leigh81]

IHN been deeper than 60 ft. while scuba diving

 

[Taegul]

IHN had sex in the back of a Pinto.

 

[ChicaMuyOcupada]

I have never gone deep sea fishing.

 

[Taegul]

I have never gone deep sea fishing.

I have, but IHN caught a mermaid no matter what bait I use.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN wrestled a polar bear.

 

[ChicaMuyOcupada]

I have, but IHN caught a mermaid no matter what bait I use.

I have it on good knowledge that you need to use the horn of a unicorn as bait to catch a mermaid.

I have never owned a truck.

 

[Taegul]

I have it on good knowledge that you need to use the horn of a unicorn as bait to catch a mermaid.

I have never owned a truck.

Like Deadpool?

https://wtfbabe.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/deadpool-50-gif-unicorns-are-horny-wtf-watch-the-film-saint-pauly.gif

IHN even seen a unicorn in real life. Yet.

 

[ChicaMuyOcupada]

Like Deadpool?

https://wtfbabe.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/deadpool-50-gif-unicorns-are-horny-wtf-watch-the-film-saint-pauly.gif

IHN even seen a unicorn in real life. Yet.

That may work.

I have never worn a space suit.

 

[Taegul]

IHN lost a limb juggling chainsaws.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN had sex in a casket.

 

[Unquoted]

IHN been featured in Sports Illustrated.

 

[fsa52]

IHN jumped on a pogo stick braless.

 

[skirt_chaser]

IHN been in an orgy. Was invited, but it got canceled.

 

[Taegul]

IHN smoked pot. Shocker ain't it?

 

[ChicaMuyOcupada]

I have never owned an 8-track tape player.

 

[mnbreastluver]

IHN put my penis in a fire ant hill.

 

[fsa52]

IHN ridden anywhere on the hood of a car.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

IHN jumped on a pogo stick braless.

I vote for this to change...

 

[SweetAnnette]

IHN played chess (but I love backgammon)