I have never made a poll

[bisexplicit]

So, I am attempting to see if I can figure it out. I bet maybe I can.

 

[bisexplicit]

No, bad scallywag, you were supposed to choose the first answer.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ravin the Poet]

I chose the middle one...which seems a little contradicting since I answered the poll.



*goes back into his hole in the ground.



Ravin

 

[bisexplicit]

hey, you can't vote for yourself, it skews the result

Of course I can vote for myself, the presidents do it, don't they?

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

so, if the president jumped off a bridge, you would do it too?

If the president jumped off the bridge, someone damn better push Cheney off a bridge, too. 'Cause I don't want to even imagine what it would be like to have him as president.

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

lets get the nukes out, we have some oil producing countries to take over.

Did you know Canada is an oil producing country?

Yup, we get a lot of oil from Canada...

 

[Ravin the Poet]

lets get the nukes out, we have some oil producing countries to take over.

*nukes fire and accidently hit Canada*

Officer: Dammit Cheeny...your pace maker redirected it and it hit Canada.

Cheeny: Eh?



Ravin

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

Oh, I must have misread the label. I thought it said Canola Oil.

Mmmm, I love me some non-trans-fat oil.

 

[bisexplicit]

*nukes fire and accidently hit Canada*

Officer: Dammit Cheeny...your pace maker redirected it and it hit Canada.

Cheeny: Eh?



Ravin

Not just a pacemaker.

Do you watch the Daily Show?

Hes a cyborg.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

you forgot 2 words in the poll title

What words did I forget?

 

[Guest]

 

[Munachi]

i have never made a poll here either, so i am not sure i can do it. thus the fact you managed gives me hope and the courage to maybe one day try to post a poll too.

 

[bisexplicit]

you left off "worth reading" at the end

Shut up.

This is my first poll, therefore...



Bah, whatever, I hate you.

 

[bisexplicit]

i have never made a poll here either, so i am not sure i can do it. thus the fact you managed gives me hope and the courage to maybe one day try to post a poll too.

I know you can do it, too. I have faith in you.

 

[Guest]

 

[bisexplicit]

You know, if this poll was in another forum, i'd post a poll asking if anyone likes your poll, or if they think it's stupid. However, I won't even suggest making a poll like that.

And thats exactly why I didn't post this on the GB.

 

[Guest]