"I have never fantasized about__"

[shereads]

sex in a yurt.

 

[TxRad]

Let me get back to ya....

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

I may sound stupid here but what's a yurt?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

http://www.olympus.net/personal/gofamily/yurt/yurt17.jpg


That's a Yurt.

A circular, domed, portable tent used by nomadic peoples of central Asia, according to the dictionary... but people put them up and live in them here, too...

 

[minsue]

sex in a yurt.

You don't know what you're missing.

[Homer voce] Mmmmmmm.......Yurrrrrrt [/Homer]

 

[impressive]

You don't know what you're missing.

[Homer voce] Mmmmmmm.......Yurrrrrrt [/Homer]

*tea spew*

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sex with kangaroos
(I was going to say giraffs, but that elephant joke thread yesterday....
Or sex with lawyers

 

[TxRad]

Sex with kangaroos
(I was going to say giraffs, but that elephant joke thread yesterday....
Or sex with lawyers

Sex with Lawyers....? Whose screwing whom?

 

[shereads]

http://www.olympus.net/personal/gofamily/yurt/yurt17.jpg


That's a Yurt.

Are you sure?

I was wrong, then. I constantly fantasize about sex in a yurt.

I must have meant "in a shirt" or "with Burt."

 

[Liar]

sex in a yurt.

Well, I'm going to now. Thanks a lot.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have never fantasized about...

...being diapered and treated like an infant.

 

[oggbashan]

I have never fantasized about...

... sex on horseback.

We tried it. It hurt and the horse wasn't impressed with our technique.

Og

 

[Guest]

I have never fantasized about...

Dick Cheney.

Ever.

 

[logophile]

I have never fantasized about...

A topless Lucky holding a horse hair flogger.

Till Now...

*fans self, gives up, passes out*

 

[Guest]

A topless Lucky holding a horse hair flogger.

And Ogg frightening a horse...

Anything incestrious within the immediate family although cousins don't count.

 

[McKenna]

...using my feet to get a man off.

 

[elsol]

Doing it in jail (pitching or catching)

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Dick Cheney.

Ever.

She means sexually, right? Because I've had(non-sexual) fantasies about kicking his ass.


Oh, and I haven't fantasized about Bob Sagat.

don't even think I have....I HAVE NOT!

 

[Guest]

She means sexually, right? Because I've had(non-sexual) fantasies about kicking his ass.

I have his picture (and others) at the top of our punching bag in the basement.

They have to be periodically replaced.

 

[Guest]

Bob Sagat??

You go, girl.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bob Sagat??

You go, girl.

*snicker*

Way hotter than Dave Coulier.

 

[Guest]

*snicker*

Way hotter than Dave Coulier.

BWAH!

 

[carsonshepherd]

*snicker*

Way hotter than Dave Coulier.

I'd nail Uncle Jesse. *nods*

Uh. Full House Uncle Jesse.
Not Dukes of Hazzard Uncle Jesse.

Never mind. Carry on.

 

[SeaCat]

I never fantasize about sex under water. (They don't make a tank large enough, that I can carry. )

Ummmm wellll, okay they do but,,,,,

Cat

 

[entitled]

I never fantasize about sex under water. (They don't make a tank large enough, that I can carry. )

Ummmm wellll, okay they do but,,,,,

Cat

You couldn't get me in water that deep. i know.