I have a sprained jaw and it's all Vixenshe's fault!

I know.... you were both in Paris doing the tango and you slipped???????
 
So many different ways that can be taken.. 99% of them good ways in fact. The 1% is her possibly landing a Steve Christie on Rick Fox style uppercut on your jaw, but I doubt that happened.

Although Vixen does look like a woman who would love it rough, maybe I shoudn't rule it out...
 
So.... she gave it to ya good with the strap-on, did she? And I thought you were a top. Tsk, tsk. :D
 
My guess is.....

something to do with showing off your sexual prowness by trying to deepthroat a cucumber. Indie thought it might make a good newspaper story so she tried it much to her chagrin.....

The other more probable cause is from laughing too much.....

I say lets all make bets on what the answer is.....I bet the vegetable trick is a 20-1 shot.....I will do those odds....any other takers?
 
Indigo.Rose said:
actually it had nothing to do with veggies OR strap ons, oddly enough.

theres a joint in my jaw thats all inflamed and vixenshe and her loverly boy drove me to the hospital for xrays n such.

im blaming the bad joint on her though becuase we gabbed on the phone till 4:30 in the morning last night!!!


all that talking did me in, i know it !!!

That was good pot, Indie.. I was gabbing about feeling like I was in a plane, on a landing strip, as we drove.

*grin*
 
*yawn, stretch, squeak*

Morning morning, doll. The boy is still asleep. I'm up. I should study. Bah.

You rock, too, though.

:D
 
is this what happens when lit members find out they live near each other :)
 
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