I Had Sex With Lavy Last Night.

[Bradzilla]

And GOD DAMN she sucked the skin right off my dick.

 

[perks]

ow

 

[AzureAngel]

I pity you, then.

I'm unhappy enough when I jack off so much without lube that I rub some skin off. Let alone stripping it clean.

I'd suggest some Neosporin for that.

 

[Mischka]

And GOD DAMN she sucked the skin right off my dick.

Brad, run for you life. I mean it.

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

And GOD DAMN she sucked the skin right off my dick.

You're a moron.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: Re: I Had Sex With Lavy Last Night.

Brad, run for you life. I mean it.

I thought that, but didn't want to say it, silently hoping this thread would die a quick and painless death.

 

[freescorfr]

Brad are you the guy who put 5 invoice numbers on one piece of paper?

 

[AzureAngel]

Re: Re: I Had Sex With Lavy Last Night.

Brad, run for you life. I mean it.

Oh yeah, that's my cue.

*Ninja Stomp on Brad's Head.* WINGTANG!

 

[Bradzilla]

Re: Re: I Had Sex With Lavy Last Night.

Brad, run for you life. I mean it.

She didn't literally do it.

 

[AzureAngel]

Oh, and your favorite band sucks, Brad.

 

[lavender]

 

[perks]

Brad are you the guy who put 5 invoice numbers on one piece of paper?

haahahaha!!!

if it weren't for lavy's pain on this subject I would have capitalized the has.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: I Had Sex With Lavy Last Night.

She didn't literally do it.

really? I'm so very shocked

 

[AzureAngel]

Woah. What?

I cannot undo the ass-kicking.
I hope he can still grunt.

*Flies away.*

 

[Bradzilla]

So, I got a little carried away. *shrugs*

I guess people around here just didn't know that inflicting pain was my kink.

Ya learn something knew everyday.

It's all good baby.

 

[nasty]

Re: Re: Re: I Had Sex With Lavy Last Night.

She didn't literally do it.

WELL, DUH!!!!!!!

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: I Had Sex With Lavy Last Night.

She didn't literally do it.

You have a tiny penis. It's baby-like.

 

[Ginny]

http://www.skinstore.com/resources/dynamic/store/products/boudreauxs_butt_paste2.jpg

<tossing clitzilla a lil tube of boudreaux's butt paste>

works wonders on cock chafing....or....well....if the skin was sucked off...it'll just feel good....

 

[Bradzilla]

Guys it's cool

I Bradzilla.

I think it's the grunting noises ala the One Eyed Mutant on Goonies that gets me so wet.

I can't help myself. I'm just a fertile mama in need of his seed.

I you too Lavy baby.

 

[glamorilla]

Hey Yoo Guyzzz!!!









(obscure goonies referance)

 

[lavender]

 

[estevie]

Well now, that was the most bizarre thing I have read in a while.

Ok, who has stolen Lav??? please bring her back...oddly, I miss her!

 

[Bradzilla]

Can you pencil me in for another mad love session, in um, say about 30 minutes?

I'm in need of inflicting some torture. I know how it gets you off.

Come to mama, my lil redneck rapscallion.

Yes I can. This time I'll tounge-fuck your ass.

 

[lavender]