I had phone sex with a Lit member last night...

[Ms_Lilith]

Okay, so I'm not meeting Lit people, and I'm not actually fucking them.. but one of you wonderful people called me last night, and we talked of delicious things for about 3 hours... I orgasmed 5 or 6 times, and he orgasmed twice... it was lovely...

THANK YOU!

 

[alexandraaah]

You're welcome.

 

[AzureAngel]

God damnit.

 

[Private Vasquez]

we're all fucked. Everybody's doin' everybody else...dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

 

[just pet]

Okay, so I'm not meeting Lit people, and I'm not actually fucking them.. but one of you wonderful people called me last night, and we talked of delicious things for about 3 hours... I orgasmed 5 or 6 times, and he orgasmed twice... it was lovely...

THANK YOU!

Oh you lucky girl

I wanna play like that too

At least I can live vicariously through you Vix

 

[perks]

okay, that's it. When am I gonna get some phone sex?

this is ridiculous.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

God you guys slay me!
lol

 

[Ginny]

You're welcome.

God damnit.

<snicker>

 

[brokenbrainwave]

sighhh, one of these day's I will no longer be a newbie and be allowed into these games, LOL...wait, where do I hide the missus when this happens??? hmmmmm

 

[J.B.]

we're all fucked. Everybody's doin' everybody else...dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!

You're just upset because you were left out of the loop....
Well @ least I was... *sniffle*

 

[weed]

Good for you......no one-handed typing....and to melt in your lover's voice Delicious

 

[J.B.]

sighhh, one of these day's I will no longer be a newbie and be allowed into these games, LOL...wait, where do I hide the missus when this happens??? hmmmmm

Just stick her under the bed ...
or let her have a front row view... whatever...

 

[alexandraaah]

<snicker>

<fucksnot>

 

[AzureAngel]

*Karate Chop!*

 

[Ms_Lilith]

lol@Azure..

 

[AzureAngel]

!

Oh. It gets worse.

*Karate Chop!™ while simultaneously insulting your favorite band.*

 

[Private Vasquez]

do you have your own sound effects?

 

[TWB]

<fucksnot>

*fucksnot?*


Vixenshe, your phone number will be number one on my birthday wish list.

 

[AzureAngel]

do you have your own sound effects?

Well, I'm kind of poor - in so far as ninja's go. This outfit cost me quite a bit. Sooooo... I dub my sounds from a variety of sources. Don't tell.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well, I'm kind of poor - in so far as ninja's go. This outfit cost me quite a bit. Sooooo... I dub my sounds from a variety of sources. Don't tell.

I won't...just as long as your lips don't match the words you're saying.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

LMAO.. god, Azure, youre keeping me in a fantastic mood!

 

[Ginny]

<fucksnot>

<twitch>

 

[AzureAngel]

LMAO.. god, Azure, youre keeping me in a fantastic mood!

Just don't ask to see my Mystic Pimp Ninja Accessories and talents. They are secrets known only to a moaning few. *Shifty look.*

 

[Ginny]

all i can say......is i wanna be tapped in.......goddammit......one night....you two won't even know i'm there......my sound doesn't work.....i'll just watch....<nodding>...can you have two peeps up at once....or i'd have to switch back and forth?

 

[RawHumor]

all i can say......is i wanna be tapped in.......goddammit......one night....you two won't even know i'm there......my sound doesn't work.....i'll just watch....<nodding>...can you have two peeps up at once....or i'd have to switch back and forth?

You don't need to lurk, Ginny. I have 3-way calling.

You in, Vix?