I had phone sex with a Lit member last night...

[Private Vasquez]

Son, is that a panty on your head?

 

[alexandraaah]

Was that a misunderstanding, or blatant insubordination?

Okay, take two of the victory shot.

I want hands in the air, as if to say, "I win! Yay!"

Two fisted hands, sideways pose.

Geez...what's a director gotta do around here...

 

[AzureAngel]

Was that a misunderstanding, or blatant insubordination?

Okay, take two of the victory shot.

I want hands in the air, as if to say, "I win! Yay!"

Two fisted hands, sideways pose.

Geez...what's a director gotta do around here...

You said the mask. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0790729970.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Right there. Bum.

 

[AzureAngel]

Winnar Deux.

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[AzureAngel]

Son, is that a panty on your head?

A ninja wears no panties.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Winnar Deux.

You got it the second time, babe.

"Mask," a la Eric Stoltz.


http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/37/106637.jpg

 

[Ginny]

A ninja wears no panties.

exactly.....<waiting>

 

[alexandraaah]

As is what happens when we go to far in any one direction...we have to bring it home again.

Let's go south and see a little ass, babe.

How about a left hand on the left cheek....over the Ninja pants, of course.

Think, "I'm Gloria Gainer and I'm singing 'I Will Survive'" meets John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

Oh yeah. A shot from the back, with a mid section twist and a sly, raised eyebrow of a look.

Very nice.

 

[AzureAngel]

*Snickers.* That's enough ninja for now... I just didn't get anything done for an hour. Heh.

 

[alexandraaah]

*Snickers.* That's enough ninja for now... I just didn't get anything done for an hour. Heh.

You got *everything* done, but I understand.

Even Ninja's need time off.


{end hijacking}

So, vixen...how was the phone sex??

 

[Ms_Lilith]

it was good... this particular lit member has a soft, sensual voice, and a very vivid imagination.. the first orgasm I had without touching myself.. just lovely.. and three hours of sexual and sensual talk put me to sleep like a baby afterward... I had beautiful dreams...

Some people just know how to do it right,... and that person did!

 

[Vinny]

Phone sex

Good for you. I remember those days. Been a while though. Seems like I cannot find a good PS partner in a long while.

 

[alexandraaah]

No touching?? Wow, I'm jealous. I've always been too impatient to see if that would work.

What did you do?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

for the first bit, I just lay there, smiling as we talked, and my mind orgasmed, making my body orgasm.. after that, I got antsy, and my hands went roaming. AS I left all my toys at my SO's house, I was left with only my hands, but I was satisfied..

 

[JazzManJim]

Okay, so I'm not meeting Lit people, and I'm not actually fucking them.. but one of you wonderful people called me last night, and we talked of delicious things for about 3 hours... I orgasmed 5 or 6 times, and he orgasmed twice... it was lovely...

THANK YOU!

Now that's an incredibly lucky man.

Now where's my phone sex?!?! Anyone? Anyone????

Phoo