I had phone sex with a Lit member last night...

[alexandraaah]

Well, I'm kind of poor - in so far as ninja's go. This outfit cost me quite a bit. Sooooo... I dub my sounds from a variety of sources. Don't tell.

The outfit was free....a gift.

Are you saying that you feel you paid for it.

Damn. That's harsh.

 

[alexandraaah]

You don't need to lurk, Ginny. I have 3-way calling.

You in, Vix?

She's talking about me.

Heh.

 

[Ginny]

<nodding at alex and perving away>

 

[AzureAngel]

A ninja is never caught in the act.

 

[TWB]

<nodding at alex and perving away>

*Unable to wait for my birthday*


Party line?

 

[AzureAngel]

The outfit was free....a gift.

Are you saying that you feel you paid for it.

Damn. That's harsh.

SHH! Damnit, Director. I had to pay for... my Pimp Ninja Lion Slippers!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I know I keep repeating myself, but I just love you Litsters... You've kept me laughing all mornign long...

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Nobody ever calls me.

 

[alexandraaah]

SHH! Damnit, Director. I had to pay for... my Pimp Ninja Lion Slippers!

"Cut!"

Damnit, Angel boy, if you keep talking during takes, this will take a year.

Now, slowly look down, like you're undressing a beautiful woman...I'll pan the camera onto the Pimp Ninja Lion Slippers and I want your hand to offer them in the spirit of Vanna White.

"Okay people! Sexy Ninja Pimp Montage, take 12"

 

[Wiggles]

Man, I'm missing out on all the good phone nookie.

Damn.

 

[Nigel]

"Cut!"

Damnit, Angel boy, if you keep talking during takes, this will take a year.

Now, slowly look down, like you're undressing a beautiful woman...I'll pan the camera onto the Pimp Ninja Lion Slippers and I want your hand to offer them in the spirit of Vanna White.

"Okay people! Sexy Ninja Pimp Montage, take 12"

(psst....alexandraaah....you forgot to say "and...ROLLING" then wait for the camera op to say "Speed" and then you say "Action!"

I'm just here to help.....

Nigel

 

[Nigel]

Unless this is video....but "Action!" is still applicable.....

Nigel

 

[AzureAngel]

My director sucks.

NINJA KICK! WAPOW!

 

[alexandraaah]

My director sucks.

NINJA KICK! WAPOW!

You swore up and down you liked that. Heh.


Okay, for our next scene, I'd like something a little more tender, flowery, if you will.

How about Pimp Ninja shows us his soft, cuddly side?

I'd like you to give yourself a hug, turn around and wrap your arms around yourself and let us see your hands grasping your back. Just a slight head turn and a coy look should seal the deal.

I'll handle the lighting, I wouldn't want to put you out.

mumble...primadonna...mumble...fuckin' stars think they're so wonderful....grumble

 

[Ginny]

<whispering to alex>.....make him pull his pants down...

 

[alexandraaah]

<whispering to alex>.....make him pull his pants down...

Old hat, baby.

 

[AzureAngel]

Pimp Ninja... Cuddly.

.

 

[AzureAngel]

Pimp Ninja... Pretending.

.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Pimp Ninja... Cuddly.

.

Very nice, baby. Very nice, indeed. You captured it.

I'd like to move on to Pensive Ninja. Think Holden Caulfield meets that dude from American Beauty with the army Nazi father.

How about a furrowed brow and your head resting in your chin?

I'd like it to be a close up, please.

 

[Ginny]

Old hat, baby.

well i know you've seen tha blue monster...i'm talking av shot...<nodding>...may just a shadow?.....that'd be way cool.....shadow sillouhette of his cock.....

 

[AzureAngel]

How about my furrowed ass?

.

 

[alexandraaah]

well i know you've seen tha blue monster...i'm talking av shot...<nodding>...may just a shadow?.....that'd be way cool.....shadow sillouhette of his cock.....

*checks shoot schedule*

I'll see what I can do, we've got a lot left of the Ninja Series.

 

[Ginny]

ooooh boy...<lil fisties going>.....

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: How about my furrowed ass?

Nice, furrowed head, ass, it's all the same, right?

Let's move on to our "victory" shot. Think the movie poster for "Mask."

You're a winner, baby. You got the gold. C'mon, babe, let's see that stuff.

 

[AzureAngel]

Winnar.

.