I got my sorry ass dumped today

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It's been years since this has happened.

It sucks just as bad as I remembered it, too.

Must be my fate, I guess.

Anyone want a 30 something sex slave? Besides Marxist, that is. Sure, he's not even around to offer his brand of support.

Anyone?

Bueller?

:(
 
:( I'm sorry Storm.

Please feel free to weep in my bosom. And yes, a 30 something sex slave is needed at my home! ;)
 
Sorry to hear it Storm

*huggles* to you.

/wave
QuickDuck

ps. i know i need a sex slave for sure!
 
Hugs Sweetie...

I have a spare room if you want to come for a visit.
I'll cheer you up, put a smile back on your face.
I mean that in the most "friendly" sort of way.
 
Frye.... Frye...


Sorry you got your ass dumped... I am sure it is a pretty one. Hope you find someone better. :rose:
 
raindancer said:
:( I'm sorry Storm.

Please feel free to weep in my bosom. And yes, a 30 something sex slave is needed at my home! ;)

Ah, now that's what I need...
 
Re: Hugs Sweetie...

SummerRose said:
I have a spare room if you want to come for a visit.
I'll cheer you up, put a smile back on your face.
I mean that in the most "friendly" sort of way.

If I was only closer to the west coast...

I'd stop and see Morgy, too.
 
I'm sorry too Storm.
Maybe we should start a support group of our own . . .
 
SailorC272002 said:
I will accept your application as a 30 minute sex slave.

Please list your qualifications.

#1) can't cum in only 30 minutes.

#2) see #1.
 
Sorry to hear that Storm dear. This little lady is here for you if you need a good ear.....Sex slave huh? I might have an opening...*Wink*
 
ARaynes said:
Sorry to hear that Storm dear. This little lady is here for you if you need a good ear.....Sex slave huh? I might have an opening...*Wink*

Might?? :devil:
 
storm1969 said:


#1) can't cum in only 30 minutes.

#2) see #1.

What do you mean #1) can't cum in only 30 minutes. I would expect me to be able to let you come multiple times in 30 minutes.
 
Yea, MIGHT, See, I have a couple already and they would want the new one to share! LOL
 
I know the feeling well my friend

Storm...sincere condolences my friend.

I know the heartache you feel, I know the pain...but get a smile back on the face and think of the grass on the other side of the fence...sometimes it IS greener.

If you are ever over the West Coast....we can meet and go and get pissed (hammered in American Speak) together.

Keep smiling mate..***** does have a way of getting itself back on the fun side..sooner than you know.
 
Getting dumped sucks!!!!

Get together with a couple of your best buds. Get hammered. Think about what she will look like 30 years from now. Laugh. Start over. Lord knows it is easier said than done. Give it a try though. Best wishes! Hang in there! We're all here for ya.
 
Dumped - as in you're now looking for a job?

Damn - that sucks. I hope you have some prospects?
 
AAAAAAAWwwwwwwwww.... babycakes! :(


I'd not have dumped you and I know there are a lot of hot ladies here who'd not have dumped you either.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((stormykins))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
 
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