I fucked the shit out of this girl the other day, literally

Shaq

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I think that's like a badge of honor or something for a guy. Or at least it will be. See, it wasn't actually my dick that fucked the shit out of her but I still think I deserve credit dammit, I mean, whose ever seen a girl crap all over the place cause of the pounding her pussy gets?


I shall explain.

So this chick txts me and tells me she's horny as fuck and wants to really slut it up. She'd been having a thing with her "boyfriend" (in her mind) and she wanted to be a real whore that night. So I tell her sure, I'll whore her out for the evening.

So she gets over to my place (I'm skipping the really good stuff. I made her wear this like black lace thing that was like a tank top except her tits and cleavage showed. She's like 40 H or something. Absolutely humongous. I got pictures to prove it. So anyway I had her wear that and a short skirt with no panties. I took her to the park and was teasing the hell out of her in open view. She almost couldn't breathe)

So when we went back to my place I should say I start feeling her out and shit. Best smelling cunt ever. Seriously, a little bit of fruit fragrance and that shit would make a hell of a deoderant. Very envigorating smell. So I'm getting her all worked up and shit and I'm testing her limits.

Her head needed work but her mouth was pretty wet which was good. Fucking her from behind was nice but to make a long story short while I'm fucking her from behind I'm talking dirty and dirtier and she's going right along with it. Finally she says that she not only wanted to be a whore by being with her boyfriend that morning and another guy that night (me) but she really wants to be with more than one guy at the same time.

So I get my phone and call up my homie from work. He tells me his friend just came home from Iraq and they'd be happy to help me fuck her. So now I'm really enjoying it and I'm like "Hmm, she expects two guys, but I can up the ante and give her three. But first I need to check something...."

So without warning I take my cock out of her pussy and press it against her asshole. She was so turned on and open it went in with ease. I fucked her ass for a second and then told the two guys to come right over, she was ready.


So fast forward about 30 minutes and they arrived and everyone is playing. My two friends were too drunk to get it up but I'm finger fucking her and talking dirty. She was so wet and open I got four of my fingers inside of her and I'm fucking her with them HARD. I got my thumb right over her clit while I'm doing it so each time my fingers go in her my thumb kinda hits her clit and she's getting off on it. She cums in gushes all over my hand.

We rest and the guys announce another girl they invited over but she's having trouble finding the place so they go outside to show her where we are.

As they leave we start to get up and I notice some brown stains on the girls ass who I just fingered. I look down at the bed and see a trail of small light brown lumps and the reality hits me that this girl just got finger fucked so hard she shitted herself.



True story. And I have pictures.

I fucked the shit out of a girl. That my friends is a feat worth mentioning.

*This story was written with the intention of amusing Mechablade.
 
I almost went to bed before reading this, too.

Pictures now, pimpin'. Email if you have to.
 
Now normally I don't do this but since you're my dawg, PM me your email addy and I'll send em your way
 
happens quite frequently with anal play... *shrugs*
 
mansome said:
happens quite frequently with anal play... *shrugs*
If you prep beforehand, having the shit fucked out of you becomes a figurative statement, instead of a literal one.

And everyone goes home clean and happy.
 
LexiCon said:
If you prep beforehand, having the shit fucked out of you becomes a figurative statement, instead of a literal one.

And everyone goes home clean and happy.

yep,yep
 
Possibly the most disgusting thing I have ever read, disgusting in every sense of the word. :rolleyes:
 
This is a weird one. Almost too weird. Should you be sedated, or perhaps imprisoned?
 
medjay said:
Shaq is 100% pimp status.

Appreciators bow. Haters exit.

I had no idea this distinction was achieved by fisting a woman's vagina until she defecated.

I'm soooooo not hep.
 
Vikingstone said:
I had no idea this distinction was achieved by fisting a woman's vagina until she defecated.

I'm soooooo not hep.

Pimp status is achieved by whoring out a woman with a boyfriend then calling your homies over to run that train.

The fisting and shitting are just for extra credit.
 
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crazybbwgirl said:
Seems to me that the shitting came from the anal - not the fisting?

He loosened her up first with the buttfucking. The finger-banging later is what caused the fecal matter to ooze out though.

That's what I gathered from the details, at least.
 
medjay said:
Pimp status is achieved by whoring out a woman with a boyfriend then calling you homies over to run that train.

The fisting and shitting are just for extra credit.

Groovy! I'm totally putting this on the list of 'possibles' for our next dinner party!

So is there a governing body? Must one register to receive one's pimp credentials?
 
medjay said:
He loosened her up first with the buttfucking. The finger-banging later is what caused the fecal matter to ooze out though.

That's what I gathered from the details, at least.

She needs to do some sphincter kegals then... :rolleyes:
 
doll_parts85 said:


As opposed to the multiple pictures of your bruises, tales of puking, and telling us what color your shit is?

Ha!
 
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