I Found The Keys! I Found The Keys!

[riff]

They were behind a lamp in my nightstand and the only way you could see them was if you were lying down! Yesterday as I lay down for my afternoon nap, I took them out of my pocket and placed them there. This afternoon, I thought, "Before I clean up my apartment, I think I will take a nap." I put my head down and what the fuck do I see?

I found the keys.
I don't have to clean up my apartment if I don't want to.

 

[Tyrael]

Congrats for finding the keys....how messy are your dwellings anyway?

 

[Wiggles]

Good for you, cleaning sucks.

But, I think you might have been my encouragement today, I finally cleaned and vacuumed.

Or, it could have been the white fuzz all over the floor from my computer chair that the cat's have been dragging all over the house....

 

[riff]

It's pretty bad.

Clothes are everywhere. In every room.

In just my living room, is a complete portait of my life right now. The more I think about it, the more I want to go for a walk; books everywhere, CDs everywhere, videos everywhere, trash, cigarrette butts, a coffee pot and several cups of past coffee, candles, assorted sunglasses, unpaid bills, ashes everywhere and me sitting in smiley face boxers and a sleeveless undershirt.

The toilet needs scrubbing. The dishes need washing. The floor needs sweeping and the turntable next to the television needs to be turned off from when I listened to Jimi Hendrix "Axis Bold As Love" on vinyl Saturday is how bad it is.

 

[Tyrael]

Re: It's pretty bad.

The toilet needs scrubbing. The dishes need washing. The floor needs sweeping and the turntable next to the television needs to be turned off from when I listened to Jimi Hendrix "Axis Bold As Love" on vinyl Saturday is how bad it is.

Heh, forget scrubbing, just empty some coke in the toilet and the stains just rub away!

I cleaned up just recently too. I was bored. The place looks nice now but it makes me think I have too much shit in my dwelling.

 

[Honeygirl]

At least you don't have cobwebs. My house is like a freaking Charles Dickens novel...I am the original Mrs Haversham!

 

[riff]

I think I am gonna go for a walk.

 

[xMorganx]

can you still clean my place?

 

[Allexus_TN]

Re: It's pretty bad.

Clothes are everywhere. In every room.

In just my living room, is a complete portait of my life right now. The more I think about it, the more I want to go for a walk; books everywhere, CDs everywhere, videos everywhere, trash, cigarrette butts, a coffee pot and several cups of past coffee, candles, assorted sunglasses, unpaid bills, ashes everywhere and me sitting in smiley face boxers and a sleeveless undershirt.

The toilet needs scrubbing. The dishes need washing. The floor needs sweeping and the turntable next to the television needs to be turned off from when I listened to Jimi Hendrix "Axis Bold As Love" on vinyl Saturday is how bad it is.

OMG you just described my house. I thought I was alone in my mess. lol We have managed to straighten it, but the vacuum's broken and the carpet appears 2 shades lighter than normal because of the nice layer of white cat hair on it. Plus, we too have way too much crap for this tiny apartment. I'm seriously ready to throw everything over the balcony and start over. But first....I'm going to do anything but clean.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Riff, don't forget the note god left on your fridge to come clean my place when you have finished yours.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Re: It's pretty bad.

Clothes are everywhere. In every room.

In just my living room, is a complete portait of my life right now. The more I think about it, the more I want to go for a walk; books everywhere, CDs everywhere, videos everywhere, trash, cigarrette butts, a coffee pot and several cups of past coffee, candles, assorted sunglasses, unpaid bills, ashes everywhere and me sitting in smiley face boxers and a sleeveless undershirt.

The toilet needs scrubbing. The dishes need washing. The floor needs sweeping and the turntable next to the television needs to be turned off from when I listened to Jimi Hendrix "Axis Bold As Love" on vinyl Saturday is how bad it is.

LMAO.. sounds exactly like my place, riffy.. and guess what? I can't find my fucking keys anywhere.

 

[tigerjen]

maybe call a cleaning service to come clean your apt?

 

[Lasz]

Hey better then when I lost my wallet last week!
I was almost ready to cancel my credit cards, then Opened the window in my room and the stupid thing was on my desk thw whole time!!!

It was like a ray of light went upon it like an angel telling me where it was!