I forgive you all

[TWB]

I am in a mood of forgiveness.

It is almost Thanksgiving which means it is almost Christmas and almost the New Year. It is a time to forgive, and I am starting early.

I forgive all of the people here for not coming over my house to have hot monkey sex.

I forgive Laurel for not suggesting a second dream date. Yet.

I forgive Ginny for not lending me her edger.

I forgive WriterDom for being such a fucking ass hole. (heh)

I forgive Miles for distorting my mental image of anything having to do with Gone with The Wind.

I forgive Red_Rose for not biting my ass hard enough a few weeks ago, and biting it too hard this morning.

I forgive Tantanah for her recent doings because she forgave me once for violating a trust.

I forgive Haans Schmidt for being whatever he is, but that doesn't mean I wont still leave him on ignore.

I forgive all the conservative posters like Ishmael, Synthisist, Texan, etc. for their failure to see the Truth.

I forgive MissTaken for, um, for, oh never mind, she never did anything wrong.

I forgive KillerMuffin for making me like a real nasty bitch.

I forgive Lavender for not sending me a picture of her breast.

I forgive Freakygurl for bringing up the subject of milk.

I forgive Siren for ignoring me.

I forgive Ginny for making me into a pussy measuring perv.

There are more. i will be back.