I don't understand

[Angel]

For a website dedicated to the stories and written communication, Literotica seems to be overpopulated with people unable to comprehend the written word.


Lit doesn't have popups.

You don't post other people's shit without permission.

No kiddie porn.


Blah blah blah.

 

[Guest]

Makes sense to me.

 

[bluntforcemama]

shush up twinkster and kiss me.. I've missed you.

 

[Starfish]

Quit bitching about me, cunt.

 

[Angel]

shush up twinkster and kiss me.. I've missed you.

You're here!

 

[Angel]

Quit bitching about me, cunt.

You too!

 

[Starfish]

Okay, I will. Wanna fuck?

 

[Angel]

Okay, I will. Wanna fuck?

Okay, but you can't peddle my poon.

 

[modest mouse]

Willful disbelief.

 

[Guest]

 

[Angel]

Willful disbelief.

Your avatar is incredibly sexy.

 

[modest mouse]

Your avatar is incredibly sexy.

Care for a pony ride?

 

[Angel]

Care for a pony ride?

I would, but I don't do pinks.

 

[modest mouse]

I would, but I don't do pinks.

Even with this charisma?

 

[Angel]

Even with this charisma?

I duno, that rainbow mane is giving me chills.

 

[modest mouse]

I duno, that rainbow mane is giving me chills.

When the lights go out you'll never be able to tell. But you'll still only have one leg. So lets not sweat the details.

 

[Angel]

When the lights go out you'll never be able to tell. But you'll still only have one leg. So lets not sweat the details.

WTF, I never told anyone else about my one leg.

 

[modest mouse]

WTF, I never told anyone else about my one leg.

Hey baby, dont worry. Once I get your wing pinned back that missing appendage wont matter.

Oh, no horsecock jokes.

 

[Angel]

Oh, no horsecock jokes.

Damnit. Now I have to go think of a new comeback.

I'm too busy scarfing down Jack to think. mmmmasianchickensaladmmm.

 

[modest mouse]

Does this mean you are not going to join my stable?

Because there are plenty of fillies in the field.

 

[Angel]

Does this mean you are not going to join my stable?

Because there are plenty of fillies in the field.

Which My Little Pony do I get to be? (Make sure I'm a pegasus, eh? and Purple helps, thanks)

 

[modest mouse]

Love a girl who knows what she wants

Purple skinned Pegasus with a silver horn, white mane, and a patch of glitter on your flank.

With special comb.

 

[Angel]

Cool, I'll bring the castle.


http://members.aol.com/abishort/little/playset.htm

 

[modest mouse]

As long as you have a stellar PA system. I'll rock the joint.