i dont trust miss taken

sexy-girl

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's av ... what has he got in that sack anyway and why is he tip toeing ... it looks like he's creeping away from somewhere too ... and just look at that sly grin i think he's been up to no good ... although you can't see his grin that well because he's got a beard ... never trust a man with a beard

my advice is if you see anyone like that creeping around hit him with a big bat and free the poor hostage girl thats in that sack ... pervert :mad:
 
yeah, obviously a second-story man, just slinking away from some house in golder's green where he nicked the cutlery and crystal. cheeky bastard.
 
sexy-girl said:

my advice is if you see anyone like that creeping around hit him with a big bat and free the poor hostage girl thats in that sack ... pervert :mad:

But, what if she doesn't want to freed from the bag?

Or , what if Santa is sneaking over your rooftop with a special, warm, smiling gift for you?

;)
 
sexy-girl said:
never trust a man with a beard



HEY!!! I'll have you know that I am perfectly trustworthy, and I have a beard. Guys without beards are the ones you can't trust. They're trying to make you think they are young- pre-pubescent. They're saying Trust Me- I'm just a kid. Guys with beards are just laying it out there- Yup. I'm an adult.
 
but how can you tell if someone has a sly grin or a pleasent grin when they have a beard

and come on they could be hiding anything in there ;)
 
sexy-girl said:
but how can you tell if someone has a sly grin or a pleasent grin when they have a beard

and come on they could be hiding anything in there ;)

Well, you see, there are beards and then there are beards. Having had mine so long that, indeed, you could about hide anything (including a secret little smile) in it, I now prefer to keep it much shorter, so you csan in fact see any secret smile I might have. However, wen I'm angry, people say I make my lipd disappear by hiding them in my now short beard...
 
MissTaken said:
Ahh but a beard is ticklish on the thighs, s-g!

Yummy

:D

I would always feel bard about giving someone a wisker burn there...Beards are definetly best!

And I think Miss Takens AV is very cute. I trust her. And not just because she says beards are yummy. Well, maybe just because of that...
 
im sure everyone knows i think miss taken is one of the most trustworthy people here ... and i don't really have anything against beards :)

just as long as they are only on men that is :)
 
sexy-girl said:
im sure everyone knows i think miss taken is one of the most trustworthy people here ... and i don't really have anything against beards :)

just as long as they are only on men that is :)

So, what is it about bearded clams that you don't like??? Huh???
 
sexy-girl said:
my advice is if you see anyone like that creeping around hit him with a big bat and free the poor hostage girl thats in that sack ... pervert :mad:

Sorry, it's my fault.
I wrote to ask snow for sexy-girl at Chirstmass but Santa understood that I was willing to receive sexy-girl in the snow for Christmass.
Don't move
 
MissTaken said:
I will remember to wax before my next trip overseas!

;)


i just don't like facial hair on women :)


scrymettet is in cahoots with santa :eek:
 
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