i don't eat people.

I saw a thing a'dropping out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced to quaking at the scenery
It looked like a purple people eater to me
 
i had to google that. i haven't seen that movie in years. needed more lesbians.
 
why aren't they making out for my amusement? don't they know the world revolves around my penis?
 
I will inform them of your penis's gravitational pull forthwith.
 
Well, he come to Earth and he lit in a tree
I said, "Mister Purple People Eater, don't eat me!"
He answered me in a voice so gruff,
"I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're too tough."
 
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