i don't eat people.

[pointless]

swear.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Yogurt is alive.

 

[pointless]

Yogurt is alive.

and that's what makes it so good.

 

[yossi]

There are certain body parts I like in my mouth.

 

[lovetoread]

uh huh

sure

 

[pointless]

well, that's understandable. just don't swallow it.

 

[pointless]

uh huh

sure

my fingers weren't crossed or anything. seriously.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Is there something wrong with swallowing?

 

[pointless]

Is there something wrong with swallowing?

body parts? i suppose it depends, really.

 

[ElizabethWest]

body parts? i suppose it depends, really.

I suppose it depends on the context. And the consensuality.

 

[lovetoread]

swallowing the body parts is a good way to get rid of evidence.

 

[Hypoxia]

You likely aren't purple, either.

 

[evesdream]

Yogurt is alive.

Thanks for ruining breakfast.

 

[LastLostIdols]

Human meat tastes like pork. And as we all know, pork is delicious.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Soy beans are a myth.



Soylent Green is people people!

 

[pointless]

swallowing the body parts is a good way to get rid of evidence.

true, but it takes forever.

 

[yossi]

true, but it takes forever.

Not at the Whistle Stop Cafe.

 

[Hypoxia]

I saw a thing a'dropping out of the sky
It had one long horn and one big eye
I commenced to quaking at the scenery
It looked like a purple people eater to me

 

[ElizabethWest]

Not at the Whistle Stop Cafe.

I actually snorted.

The secret's in the sauce.

 

[pointless]

i had to google that. i haven't seen that movie in years. needed more lesbians.

 

[yossi]

I actually snorted.

The secret's in the sauce.

Such a great movie.

i had to google that. i haven't seen that movie in years. needed more lesbians.

Of course it did.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/c6603b1f4a47fa2a4d1cf3439dd2774a/tumblr_mtu8qihHDF1riop3bo1_500.gif

 

[pointless]

why aren't they making out for my amusement? don't they know the world revolves around my penis?

 

[yossi]

I will inform them of your penis's gravitational pull forthwith.

 

[pointless]

thank you. it's about time people knew.

 

[Hypoxia]

Well, he come to Earth and he lit in a tree
I said, "Mister Purple People Eater, don't eat me!"
He answered me in a voice so gruff,
"I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're too tough."