I do NOT give a SHIT!

[Starfish]

While sleeping, I yelled this in Irie's ear last night, according to him.


Do you think it is true?

 

[erosman]

True? hmm...not sure, but it's definitely believable


I have been having a bit of trouble myself with unconscious utterings of late. The damn things that one says when the brain is not fully awake.

 

[HeavyStick]

While sleeping, I yelled this in Irie's ear last night, according to him.


Do you think it is true?

I don't give a shit.

 

[Nora]

Maybe you were dreaming that you were being harrassed by people on the street corner wearing little nurses caps begging for donated shit for their cause. They were piling onto your car screaming and beating against the windows with their odd little cardboard buckets and you just snapped and screamed at them "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!"

I've had that dream. It's a weird one.

 

[patient1]

Nasty will be so disapointed....

 

[QuickDuck]

hmmm giving a shit..... do you wrap it in a bow before you give it?

 

[Starfish]

No poop presents from me.

NORA!




How ever did you know? I remember their little hats. Fuckers.

 

[Guest]

I'll up the anty and give two shits, damnit!

 

[Eumenides]

I give a shit.

Sometimes.



I believe it.


Nora, you're funny. I've had that dream too...only no nurses caps.

Patient--the ass, baby. (Yes, I am going to say that every time i post after you.)

 

[Nora]

I'm tellin' ya, Starfish. I could take those hats and just beat them to death with 'em.

But I'm pretty violent.

and Patient1, holy hell. Nice ass!

 

[Soblue]

While sleeping, I yelled this in Irie's ear last night, according to him.


Do you think it is true?

I think it's true. I talk in my sleep and never remember a word of it.



Ps, holy hell part duex. I can't even concentrrate in threads you're in patient1

 

[Rambling Rose]

In this case, giving is better than receiving.

 

[Guest]

While sleeping, I yelled this in Irie's ear last night, according to him.


Do you think it is true?

Who's Irie? What's happened to the other guy?

 

[SilverVeil]

Apparently one night I was in the pocket of awareness that is half asleep and half awake, and I gave a 5 minute lecture to my boyfriend on why the maxi pads with wings are so much better than the ones without.

He was a little freaked to say the least. To this day I have no idea why I was talking about that, especially to him. He thinks I am a little flakey, but loves me for just that reason.

 

[crystalizedjoy]

one night, I stumbled out of bed, (at age 11-12) and proceeded to my parents bedroom. I kept telling them the walls needed to be locked up. I tried as hard as my little self could, but they wouldnt listen. fools..

so yeah, um, i give a shit, plus the two I stole from raindancer, for a total of 3 shits. and I believe you said it.

 

[bad kitty]

My parents and I were staying in a motel once, and I was awakened one night by high pitched distress "oooooh"s. Well I get up on one elbow and look over and my mom is awake too wondering what the hell is going on. About a min or sa later my dad shudders in bed and says "oooh" (bad OOOhs not good ones yall). My mom and I were cracking up because it sounded like a woman and my dad is one of those big burly beffy men. Then we hear "Troll shit" again we totally crack up, then we hear "gasoline,..... we'll burn em!!!" By this time we are laughing so hard he wakes up and wants to know what the hell is going on. He didn't remember a thing.

 

[freshrope_69]

I have been awaken, only to be asked...." why don't you give a shit...."

I would be like.."What the hell are you talking about?"

The reply would always be...You said in your sleep that you "DIDN'T give a shit..."

All I could say was...Fuck it! I don't give a shit and just go back to sleep. I would never remember what was said.

Any way, nice thread and really I don't give a shit nor take shit.'

See you later.