I did win the Powerball!

[4est_4est_Gump]

See ya fuckers!















FOUR WHOLE DOLLARS! If you give them to a baby, it's a fistful, but to conserve storage space, I'm going to ask for it in $2.00 bills.

 

[butters]

See ya fuckers!















FOUR WHOLE DOLLARS! If you give them to a baby, it's a fistful, but to conserve storage space, I'm going to ask for it in $2.00 bills.

invest it wisely, and a mighty oak may grow from those wee acorns.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So beer and corn nuts is out?

 

[butters]

So beer and corn nuts is out?

meh, live for the day - how many minutes of beer and corn nuts will it buy you?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oh go ahead and give it to a babby, let them share in the excitement of your unprecedented windfall....
http://www.coolfunnygifs.com/Gifs/64.gif

 

[miles]

See ya fuckers!

)

Spend about 10% on things you've always wanted and invest the rest.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Most Lotto winners are gambling because they are life's losers and their fate after winning the lottery is generally, and predictably (not in order, not necessarily all three) poverty, loneliness and death...

 

[butters]

Most Lotto winners are gambling because they are life's losers and their fate after winning the lottery is generally, and predictably (not in order, not necessarily all three) poverty, loneliness and death...

well don't let this windfall change your life. be lucky

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

well don't let this windfall change your life. be lucky

Ironically, my last Fortune Cookie said, Don't let a windfall change your life, be lucky.

The numbers I played were on the back side.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Now you can ditch the Model A and ride in style, like Hickey.

http://www.arrowvintagecars.co.uk/images/fleet/main/1930-pierce-arrow.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My name is Earl Hickey.




I drive an el Camino!

 

[butters]

Ironically, my last Fortune Cookie said, Don't let a windfall change your life, be lucky.

The numbers I played were on the back side.

damn, you've outed my side-line as a fortune cookie. drat and double-drat

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

damn, you've outed my side-line as a fortune cookie. drat and double-drat

One tough cookie?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I almost said Won Ton Cookie...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd settle for the Model A as long as I don't have to answer to Earl.


I found a couple of sources for new deuce coupes. New bodies, frames, the whole thing . . . well, some assembly required.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I can do it in fewer parts!


That's an old VW Bug joke...

My hot ex-wife drives a Brat with illegitimate brats! It's Brat-worsed!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I don't want any one-ton cookies.


Most Beetle humor was saved from T humor, for many of the same reasons.


But VW's didn't have cool hood ornaments:

http://www.oldcarsweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/CIMG7844.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Good lord...



Is that a North Dakota Fighting ***** joke?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's Pontiac humo(u)r.


And hood ornament humo(u)r.


Just add onions and lime juice.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Thank goodness I saved some from yesterday's avocado mash...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

La Mexicana took me to dinner last night. It was a very nice outing, and I needed a bit of . . . out.


So, I had what they had, and I ate it the way they ate it.


Unfortunately, I forgot the name. Maybe I should have asked for the recipe.


There were leftovers, and they're idling in my fridge . . . no hood ornaments. She has hood ornaments . . . .

 

[butters]

One tough cookie?

layers of crunchiness and fluff

I almost said Won Ton Cookie...

yeah yeah, fat jokes are so par for the course for life's losers

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

layers of crunchiness and fluff


yeah yeah, fat jokes are so par for the course for life's losers

We hear them all!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

La Mexicana took me to dinner last night. It was a very nice outing, and I needed a bit of . . . out.


So, I had what they had, and I ate it the way they ate it.


Unfortunately, I forgot the name. Maybe I should have asked for the recipe.


There were leftovers, and they're idling in my fridge . . . no hood ornaments. She has hood ornaments . . . .

I hate it when that happens, then you have to reverse engineer...

 

[rosco rathbone]

Four gold dollars still goes a long way in the Indian Territories, but I reckon they paid you in government scrip.