I dare You

Todd-'o'-Vision

Super xVirgin Man
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Posts
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To say 5 things bad about me then say 5 good things about me.

I bet you can't do it.

If you can't you owe me $3.57.

If You can well then I was wrong
 
5 bad things...

1. You have a really really big cock.
2. You live wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy on the east coast.
3. You are religious.
4. You are insatiable.
5. You are a virgin.

5 good things...

1. You have a really really big cock.
2. You live wayyyyyyyyyyyyy on the east coast.
3. You are religious.
4. You are insatiable.
5. You are a virgin.




(you never said that they had to be different things on each list! :p )
 
(bad)you are from canada....your picture looks like bill clinton...your screen name is nucking futs...I don't like you.....

(good) you are a somewhat nice guy, not afraid to express your lust for cabbage with tabasco sauce, you answered one of my posts, not afraid to voice your opinons on political issues, you don't smell like toadstools.
 
Cath! said:
5 bad things...

1. You have a really really big cock.
2. You live wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy on the east coast.
3. You are religious.
4. You are insatiable.
5. You are a virgin.

5 good things...

1. You have a really really big cock.
2. You live wayyyyyyyyyyyyy on the east coast.
3. You are religious.
4. You are insatiable.
5. You are a virgin.

(you never said that they had to be different things on each list! :p )

But how can the samething be good and bad, I think you sheated somehow
 
Silverluna said:
(bad)you are from canada....your picture looks like bill clinton...your screen name is nucking futs...I don't like you.....

(good) you are a somewhat nice guy, not afraid to express your lust for cabbage with tabasco sauce, you answered one of my posts, not afraid to voice your opinons on political issues, you don't smell like toadstools.

4 bad, 5 good

and if I don't smell like toadstools how come you don't like me :( :( :( :(
 
Easily...watch

Todd-'o'-Vision said:


But how can the samething be good and bad, I think you sheated somehow

1. It is so big that it may hurt going in...but it would sure as hell be fun trying!

2. You live so far away that I won't be tempted to perform wildly sexual acts with you.

3. It is a great quality to be religious because it shows a faith in something yet at times to be too religious can be overbearing.

4. Insatiable just speaks for itself...sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex which may make you tired...but wtf.

5. Being with a virgin would be a wonderful way to teach someone what you like...but then again, they wouldn't know exactly what to do which would take longer.
 
toadstools smell like wet shit...so thats a good thing you dont smell like that
 
Bad:
1. You change your nick too often.
2. You get into these cut 'n paste jags that are just plain nuts.
3. You do the quoting scripture thinga little too often for my tastes. (So i just skip those kind.)
4. You've never offered me your phone number.
5. I do not like this new nick and thoughtall of my suggestions were WAY better.

Good:
1. You've got an open mind.
2. You have strongly held convictions about your own personal morality.
3. To hold to your convictions without demeaning other people in the process.
4. When something is pointed out to you that other people find offensive (e.g., your cut 'n paste jones), you make obvious and honest attempts to alter the offensive practices.
5. You're going to make someone a really hot stud of a husband someday with all this sexual knowledge you're soaking up here at Lit like some kinda virgin sponge.

:cool:
 
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cymbidia said:

4. You've never offered me your phone number.
:cool:

Well if you wanted my number all you had to do was pm me and I would have gladly and still will gladly give it to you
 
Nice.

I should start a thread like this and get some peoples' opinions on myself.
 
Bad

5. You can look at the world through a pinhole and miss the big picture.

4. You write way too many sentences without a verb actually being a verb. It amazes me how you do it, I can't unless I'm drunk. I tried and it just wouldn't work.

3. You use the word "hollared".

2. You start these food threads with misleading titles.

1. You copy and paste Boortz and it's like nails on a chalkboard.


Good

5. You never intentionally say something hurtful to anyone.

4. You know exactly what you want and are strong enough to wait for it.

3. You aren't afraid to admit that there are things you don't know or fully understand.

2. You brought back the cute av.

1. You know how to listen and that makes you the best kind of friend.
 
Never said:
Nice.

I should start a thread like this and get some peoples' opinions on myself.

learnign tool/aid

you learn what is good and doen't need more work, you learn what is bad and refocus efforts to improve

you owe me $3.57USD
 
morninggirl5 said:
Bad
5. You can look at the world through a pinhole and miss the big picture.
4. You write way too many sentences without a verb actually being a verb. It amazes me how you do it, I can't unless I'm drunk. I tried and it just wouldn't work.
3. You use the word "hollared".
2. You start these food threads with misleading titles.
1. You copy and paste Boortz and it's like nails on a chalkboard.
Good
5. You never intentionally say something hurtful to anyone.
4. You know exactly what you want and are strong enough to wait for it.
3. You aren't afraid to admit that there are things you don't know or fully understand.
2. You brought back the cute av.
1. You know how to listen and that makes you the best kind of friend.

See thats somethign I can learn from
 
LOL, it's something.


And you actually had a verb in that post. Good job! You get a sticker for the day.


:p
 
Todd-'o'-Vision said:
you owe me $3.57USD
hey you never said it had to be USD it could be Mexican pessos if she wants... you never specified... & just to be on the safe side...

Good:
1.you're funny @ times
2.I see the virgin thing as a quality -shows you're willing to wait
3.I like your av
4.you seem even tempered
5.you follow your beliefs & don't care what the others think of it...

Bad:
1.Your thread titles can be misleading -though it could be that we're all pervs & want them to mean something else *shrug*
2.you seem like you could be too goofy (how that could be a bad thing I don't know I'm running out of things to say, but don't want to pay)
3.you charged Never $3.75 USD
4.you're in Canada & I'm here
5.you're making me look for the negative in people...

whoo! didn't think I'd make it
 
JailBait said:

hey you never said it had to be USD it could be Mexican pessos if she wants... you never specified... & just to be on the safe side...

Good:
1.you're funny @ times
2.I see the virgin thing as a quality -shows you're willing to wait
3.I like your av
4.you seem even tempered
5.you follow your beliefs & don't care what the others think of it...

Bad:
1.Your thread titles can be misleading -though it could be that we're all pervs & want them to mean something else *shrug*
2.you seem like you could be too goofy (how that could be a bad thing I don't know I'm running out of things to say, but don't want to pay)
3.you charged Never $3.75 USD
4.you're in Canada & I'm here
5.you're making me look for the negative in people...

whoo! didn't think I'd make it

Thank you
 
bad things

1. you took away that scrumptious cock pic
2. you play videogames instead of giving me your undivided attention
3. i hate your av
4. your religious logic still escapes me
5. your tricky titles, like verbal whoopie cushions, they're lame and goofy, not classic at all like a spit take.

good things

1. you're not an asshole when you debate. you speak clearly and without judgement. This is very impressive, I really like that about you.
2. you're firm in what you believe. I respect that.
3. you can be extremely funny. it is very attractive.
4. you know when it is time to be serious
5. you embrace your sexuality without sacrificing your integrity.
 
perky_baby said:
bad things

1. you took away that scrumptious cock pic
2. you play videogames instead of giving me your undivided attention
3. i hate your av
4. your religious logic still escapes me
5. your tricky titles, like verbal whoopie cushions, they're lame and goofy, not classic at all like a spit take.

good things

1. you're not an asshole when you debate. you speak clearly and without judgement. This is very impressive, I really like that about you.
2. you're firm in what you believe. I respect that.
3. you can be extremely funny. it is very attractive.
4. you know when it is time to be serious
5. you embrace your sexuality without sacrificing your integrity.


woohoo, thank you
 
Bad
  • Cut and pastes without commentary.
  • You have a conspiracy theory for everything.
  • You often focus on the negative, and make generalizations about other groups based on this view. It saddens me to think that you really see the world in such an unflattering and hopeless light.
  • You base your impression of atheism on your limited personal experience (we're not all as horrid as you make us out to be).
  • You know how to spell and form proper sentences, but you allow laziness to take over sometimes. Makes it hard to follow what you're saying.
Good
  • You sincerely try to improve yourself each and every day. This strikes me as one of your fundamental conflicts - you embody optism for yourself, but not for your surroundings.
  • I've never known anyone else to get banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant. :D
  • Your understated sense of humour. Never know when to expect it, but it often makes me chortle.
  • You are aware of a world outside of your own country.
  • You consistently and selflessly help others. You may mention certain instances, but never as a way to elicit praise for the acts.
 
Mischka said:
Bad
  • Cut and pastes without commentary.

    Did you see my last Cut and paste 12 paragraphs with commentary and questions I wanted answered?
  • You have a conspiracy theory for everything.

    and thats a bad thing when everyone is out to get me ;)
  • You often focus on the negative, and make generalizations about other groups based on this view. It saddens me to think that you really see the world in such an unflattering and hopeless light.
  • You base your impression of atheism on your limited personal experience (we're not all as horrid as you make us out to be).

    Your right 18 years as an atheist is rather limited :(
  • You know how to spell and form proper sentences, but you allow laziness to take over sometimes. Makes it hard to follow what you're saying.

I am trying to work on it but the more excited/tired the more the lexia kicks in :(

Good
  • You sincerely try to improve yourself each and every day. This strikes me as one of your fundamental conflicts - you embody optism for yourself, but not for your surroundings.

    No optimism for my self, I kow I can't be good I just try to be a better worse
  • I've never known anyone else to get banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant. :D

    and how is this one a good thing ? :confused:
  • Your understated sense of humour. Never know when to expect it, but it often makes me chortle.

    I like to make people laugh, often my looks aren't enough though
  • You are aware of a world outside of your own country.

    I have to have something to blame for all the crap that happens in my own, we can't be the cause of it all ;)
  • You consistently and selflessly help others. You may mention certain instances, but never as a way to elicit praise for the acts.


Thank you very constructive :cool:
 
JailBait said:

You are welcome....


Smooch, you know I have really come to appreciate you. when you started i was hesitant to post around you cause of the nom de plume you choose, but you have proven to be one hot gal ;) :kiss:
 
arg!

Todd-'o'-Vision said:



Smooch, you know I have really come to appreciate you. when you started i was hesitant to post around you cause of the nom de plume you choose, but you have proven to be one hot gal ;) :kiss:
I'm never going to get over that one am I? :D It's nice to be apreciated though... :kiss:
 
Re: arg!

JailBait said:

I'm never going to get over that one am I? :D It's nice to be apreciated though... :kiss:

well given the place of posting it can be a bit unsettling until one gets to know the person behind the name, and I had to sit back and do tht from a safe distance. to many cops playing the jailbait girl to catch horny young men like me
 
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