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I took a alcohol substance abuse counselling class in college.The professor said we should council people that if they just had to,to use alcohol.Because its at least legal,& that can be dealt with in trtmt without the legal ramifications.

So whereever you are ,there it is,go to the liquor store...
 
khbostic said:
I took a alcohol substance abuse counselling class in college.The professor said we should council people that if they just had to,to use alcohol.Because its at least legal,& that can be dealt with in trtmt without the legal ramifications.

So whereever you are ,there it is,go to the liquor store...
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Did you generate this by rolling Boggle dice?
 
I can spot you a multivitamin, if you think you can handle it.
 
I've got some serious designer drugs; I don't know who made them or what they're supposed to do but hey, what the fuck, let's take em and find out.
 
I don't have any drugs, but I have an amusing story and a question. On Saturday, I was going to my friend's house to hang out and I knew there would be something associated with kids or moving stuff that would require placing my hair in a ponytail holder. So I put an elastic hairband on my wrist as I was getting ready at my vanity. I got dressed in a hurry and went to her house. When I felt I needed to put my mass of hair up on my head, I went to pull the hairband from my wrist and it was not there. I remember thinking how weird that was. Hours pass and I am eating dinner with my sister and her daughter and I feel this massive itching on my ankle. I reach down and itch and I feel my hairband. How it got from my wrist to my ankle, I never will know for sure, but I suspect it was while I rolled on my socks somehow. What's your theory?
 
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Sinny said:
I don't have any drugs, but I have an amusing story and a question. On Saturday, I was going to my friend's house to hang out and I knew there would be something associated with kids or moving stuff that would require placing my hair in a ponytail holder. So I put an elastic hairband on my wrist as I was getting ready at my vanity. I got dressed in a hurry and went to her house. When I felt I needed to put my mass of hair up on my head, I went to pull the hairband from my wrist and it was not there. I remember thinking how weird that was. Hours pass and I am eating dinner with my sister and her daughter and I feel this massive itching on my ankle. I reach down and itch and I feel my hairband. How it got from my wrist to my ankle, I never will know for sure, but I suspect it was while I rolled on my socks somehow. What's your theory?
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Sinny, was there sex involved?

I have no drugs. I do have a big bottle of liquor, tho.
 
Sinny said:
I don't have any drugs, but I have an amusing story and a question. On Saturday, I was going to my friend's house to hang out and I knew there would be something associated with kids or moving stuff that would require placing my hair in a ponytail holder. So I put an elastic hairband on my wrist as I was getting ready at my vanity. I got dressed in a hurry and went to her house. When I felt I needed to put my mass of hair up on my head, I went to pull the hairband from my wrist and it was not there. I remember thinking how weird that was. Hours pass and I am eating dinner with my sister and her daughter and I feel this massive itching on my ankle. I reach down and itch and I feel my hairband. How it got from my wrist to my ankle, I never will know for sure, but I suspect it was while I rolled on my socks somehow. What's your theory?
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you were so stoned that you had no idea what you were doing.

anyway, that's my theory.
 
I think it was http://www.potentialsunlimited.com that had a program to put you into a altered state,all legal like,they have subliminal & hypnosis tapes,one is called freedom from drugs...you are getting sleepy...just relax...relax all the muscles in your body... you will respond to my commands,sleep...sleep...sleep...whenever you feel the need to be high,you will automatically feel high,without the need for drugs,& after counting to 3 ,you will awaken full of vim ,vigor,& vitality,1...2...3... wide awake...

Ive been thru about 6 grand of such tapes thru various companies over the yrs for personal enrichment...
 
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MonaLittle said:
Sinny, was there sex involved?

I have no drugs. I do have a big bottle of liquor, tho.
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No! The man was out of town. Plus, my vajayjay is bleeding like a crime scene, so I can't even think about doing anything dirtaaaaay at the moment. I just want my blankie and some chocolate, but here I am sitting in my car waiting for music lessons to be over so I can shuttle to swim. Fml.

Joeybagadonuts said:
you were so stoned that you had no idea what you were doing.

anyway, that's my theory.
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I don't do any drugs, illegal or otherwise. Next theory?
 
Sinny said:
No! The man was out of town. Plus, my vajayjay is bleeding like a crime scene, so I can't even think about doing anything dirtaaaaay at the moment. I just want my blankie and some chocolate, but here I am sitting in my car waiting for music lessons to be over so I can shuttle to swim. Fml.



I don't do any drugs, illegal or otherwise. Next theory?
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o.k, you were hypnotized and made to do many embarrassing things in public, the least of which was putting your scrunchy on your leg.
 
Crime Scene Vaginas would be an outstanding name for a choir.
 
Sinny said:
I don't have any drugs, but I have an amusing story and a question. On Saturday, I was going to my friend's house to hang out and I knew there would be something associated with kids or moving stuff that would require placing my hair in a ponytail holder. So I put an elastic hairband on my wrist as I was getting ready at my vanity. I got dressed in a hurry and went to her house. When I felt I needed to put my mass of hair up on my head, I went to pull the hairband from my wrist and it was not there. I remember thinking how weird that was. Hours pass and I am eating dinner with my sister and her daughter and I feel this massive itching on my ankle. I reach down and itch and I feel my hairband. How it got from my wrist to my ankle, I never will know for sure, but I suspect it was while I rolled on my socks somehow. What's your theory?
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God moved it, duh.
 
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